Heywood Japulmah-Finga

Southwest Indiana sports enthusiast and reporter. | Studied journalism at the prestigious Grambling State University. | all content is satirical

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@BlackBelt209 @scksgrypr hopefully you realize that's more of a culture thing than a genetic prowess thing.

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@CharlesS1978 @KeithOlbermann @mattgaetz your*

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@CAStolzenbach that's some good reporting work, corey!

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@notsocooljules the civil and divorce courts disagree with you

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@lizardxcrossing @notsocooljules or, women actively choose lower paying jobs

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@SWBarstool @jetsbarstool LMFAO OKAY LOSE THE ARGUMENT SO DROP THE NAME

get better at barstool, bitchass hoe

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@BbalEvv @ahatchetfan I see hatchet fan and @HatchetBarstool

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BREAKING:

Sources are telling me anti-semitic rapper Ye (formerly Kanye West) has committed suicide following the release of the aforementioned music video. Reports say his last words were "This flow is horrible, NO ONE wants to suck your dick."

[Jahar Menir @JaharMenir]

my ears are bleeding, my heart is going to die. this terrible video, makes me cry. @FPBarstool take control of your peers or rid them of your town, for the love of the shámans, amen🙏🏾

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@JaharMenir ah my sources are incorrect

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BREAKING:

Castle students rebel as A.D. Brandon Taylor take their barstool.

Sources are telling me students are now sending pamphlets home with students titled, "How Not To Cheat on Your Spouse." in response.

[Jahar Menir @JaharMenir]

i feel sorry for the people of @castlebarstool3. they happen to be victims of a cruel and unjust administration like a lot of other places. their slimey AD, Brandon Taylor, who actually cheated on his wife, is a greasy slobbery pig.

pray for the people of castle. amen.

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BREAKING:

@BledsoeDevan being investigated for reckless endangerment with a twitter account after threatening a high school student for... *checks notes* making a joke.

Sources are telling me that SVHS does not have comment, but would like to distance themselves from all drama

[Jahar Menir @JaharMenir]

this lady simply cannot comprehend reality. she throws her jealousy at others by milking her 1 big moment ever. good for this kid, but not good for his mom. what a sad, unsuccessful, moron. so sad she thinks she’s important. i hope her important self doesn’t expose me.☹️☹️

amen.

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@Em_Cano1234 just wait until you find out about the tapes that were "lost" by the FBI

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@IndianaBnB i'm finna be more active and shit is boutta go crazy

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BREAKING:

Sources tell me Princeton is "considering deleting the account" after saying the wildest shit known to mankind. More on this at the hour.

[Tiger Barstool ( The Dirty P) #2 BACK 2 BACK @barstool_tiger]

@PioneerBarstool @bravesbarstool holy shit with that much nut in his mouth he’s prolly gay now.

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@CAStolzenbach @JCrusade21 who's throwing him the ball, though

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@FPBarstool @MarksmenBarsto1 the way #32 got tapped on the ass and was genuinely shocked for a second was hilarious.

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BREAKING NEWS:

Sources tell me that Julian Gish broke into a psychotic episode in the locker room at halftime, exclaiming that coach Elliot of @PikeBarstool was "becoming an Alice" mid game.

Quade Morton is also now on suicide watch, per sources.

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BREAKING:

@BigABarstool condones racism and revives their once healthy but now broken chapter of the Ku Klux Klan. Disgusting behavior from Vincennes and its white citizens.

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@LukeLawrenceGun *report*

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@BigABarstool @ScottyDeLong @SeanDeLong2 bringing dad into this is uncalled for