Jeff Beal

It is what you make it out to be

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Watching survivor. Icing my foot. Drinking a cold one. #MMAFriday #WinThatIdol

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

I need a plus one for a charity event in april. Who's in. Gonna need a quick show of hands or I'll start tweeting Taylor again. # Swift

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@taylorswift13 hope you had a great Thanksgiving. Time to start thinking about Christmas!!! #Christmas party #StillNeedADate

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

I've got like 15 chick's begging to come with me but I just keep telling them that I can't let you down #TFDChristmas @taylorswift13

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@taylorswift13 Its the holiday season again and I'm gonna need a date for the Fire Dept Christmas Party. You're my #numberOne pick for #2015

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@larrywilmore you're a pussy.

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@DJJoshuaCarl 8====D #cock

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

When you go face to face with a man and he bows before you, you don't advance on it. You pat him on the head and carry on. #ConorMcGregor

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@Brileyx5 One time after a blood drive the nurses refused let me leave. Took me 45m to convince them that I always looked that pale. #Ghost

[Pansexual Bobby Flay @FuckFlay]

Nope! "@Anabz13: Super chef @bflay can you make me something delicious??"

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

In the words of my great grandmother "Merry merry" #ChristmasMorning #Tools

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Literally a flock of birds in the bird seed isle #homedepot #thatsmarketing

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Need a date for the office x-mas party.
@MintMilana @taylorswift13 @Brittanysnow Im thinking of a number between 1 and 20.
#PlaneTicketsOnMe

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Into the wild, be back in a few days... #Layers #WinterPacking #FireIsLife

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Motivating myself to leave the house is harder than any lift I've ever done at the gym. #GetTheBallRolling #RollTide

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Made it through Monday.
Its all down hill from here. #ThrowItInNeutral #CruiseThroughTheWorkWeek

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

Every time Brady throws the ball deep I can't help be groan. #GreatQB #HorribleDeepBall #AutomaticLossOfDown

[Jeff Beal @SWPurple_17]

@bhophop don't wanna speak too soon... but #ThePressureIsOn #FantasyPlayoffs #JHill