South West Pains

Providing real-time information and poor excuses for SW Trains' awful service. For queries, comments and ticket information: jog on.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

No worries, didn't really fancy going to work today anyway @SW_Help.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

#WATERLOO. COULDN'T GET THERE IF I WANTED TO. 🎵

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

Scheduling tweets: the one thing you're worse at than scheduling trains @SW_Trains. https://t.co/zQec9QQ9Od

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

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[Natalie @nataliew_p]

Has there been any Air Con on your #southwesttrains journey today? #hottestdayoftheyear Surely this cannot be legal...

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

#HEATWAVE

Expectation: beer garden
Reality:

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

How about just turning the fucking air con on? https://t.co/zNDpaTWWF2

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

#WeatherSWT – Whoa it’s hot! Please carry a bottle of water with you in hot weather https://t.co/dJOROBchHB

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

While I'll admit I'm the first to moan about #swtrains delays, please do show some compassion for those who've lost their lives today.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

UPDATE: We've taken the #tubestrike as a chance to give our staff a lie-in too. Expect disruption across all lines.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

No worries @SW_Trains, I didn't really fancy being on time anyway.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

We apologise for the delays due to unexpected weather conditions*

*We've cancelled your trains and sent the team off for beers in the sun

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

U ok @SW_Trains? 30 degrees and the heating is on?

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

To do list:

-Deploy trains
-Look at pictures of cats
-Catch Pikachu
-Forget to deploy trains
-Give up and grab a beer

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

If @carlsberg did train journeys...

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

UPDATE: normal service has resumed.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

I think you've misunderstood how this whole thing works @SW_Trains

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

@ben_woodward it's soul destroying Ben.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

#VoteLeaveWaterloo

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

DELAYED: due to strange wet thing falling from the sky, we've had to cancel your train while we identify the cause.

[South West Pains @SWR_failway]

When you realise this is every summer on @SW_Trains for the rest of your working life #helpme