—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

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𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍°•
𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 — MDNI.

&&. dark themes, lewd content.

♡♡♡

[𝓚𝔂𝓵𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝔂𝓭 (Moved to Bluesky) @The_War_Hero]

“𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 ����𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀. 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎.”

•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

I'm a professor. NOT a sex therapist . . .

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

JACK OFF IN A SLEEVE, HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW??

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Failing all of you.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Celibate: no sex and no germs. 😌

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

@HUBRISTICISM 🤨

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Just become a monk.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

@YojiinDo Now he's just trying to connect the dots in his head. Was he suggesting that he . . .

"No. No, it's not that, it's just," he pauses, brows furrowed before he shrugs. "Just not a possibility. No way."

Though, he wasn't blind. Yoojin was attractive . .

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Has an inclination towards . . . domineering women.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

I'm rooting for you.

[­ ­ saved. @cruzademares]

oh so so sad.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

That's rough.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

—— insinuation, clicking his tongue at the roof of his mouth.

"Don't be crude, I'm not a raging pervert . . " Except he definitely had been staring at places he shouldn't and definitely found the woman's confidence alluring. "A-At least let me take you out for dinner first . ."

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Minhyun has to take a few seconds to process everything: yes, he prided himself on being 'intelligent' (borderline narcissistic), but he hadn't been prepared for such forthrightness from someone as seemingly innocent as the woman in front of him.

His face heats at the ——

[᯽*· 𝔉͟𝔢𝔩𝔦 . (𝐇) @aIIureux]

After a few seconds, her tails lowered away from his face— hoping she got her point of disapproval across. From beyond her shoulder did those dark hues gaze, a piercing stare beneath curled lashes and droopy lids.

“You know exactly what I’m implying, don’t act as stupid as +

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

That's why we're horny and alone.

[­ ­ saved. @cruzademares]

the world doesn’t get people like us 😔

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Get me some.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Once intelligent? Uh-huh. Sure.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

This guy really was a piece of work . . .

"Yes, no, and give me your phone," he's holding out a hand, looking somewhat impatient.

[𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴✫ @OtterOIIy]

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❝ Ok? Well I’m Iris, that’s what you wanted me to tell you right? My name? Or was that actually a no? Im sorta confused.. did you want my number? Probably not ❞

His mind is going bananas.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

How would you know?

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

—— you trying to imp—" Oof, okay. So maybe he was staring.

He was still a man with eyes, after all.

Clearing his throat, he straightens his frame; that tall, muscular figure at full force despite the blush now seated on his face that he so desperately tried to cover.

[—𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 @SWXRDII]

Not only did he immediately feel like sneezing ( those soft, fluffy bristles were tickling his nostrils with a seemingly practiced ease ), he was also 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 close to losing all dignity when it came to the fake 'gentleman' front he liked to put-up.

"Of course not, what are ——

[᯽*· 𝔉͟𝔢𝔩𝔦 . (𝐇) @aIIureux]

Cue the slight roll of her eyes, arms already folded against her curvaceous chest.
It was always amusing when they can’t help to indulge with a stare. (✨)

Instead of listening to the strangers instructions, both tails began to wiggle back and forth across the length of his +