South West Trains

The day ins and the day outs at SW train company. While you get frustrated, we sit back and laugh... Parody

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@SW_Trains Three day holiday. #TrainHoliday #MondayFunday

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

Travelling with us tomorrow? Please check how we're running before you start your journey. More details http://t.co/wdoTq4clGy

[South West Trains @sw_train]

How do you run a train service? #AskDickAndDomAnything No seriously we don't have a clue. #help

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@SW_Trains the shortened trains is hilarious. Such a good prank. Was that Dave in marketing, that guy is hilarious 😭😂. #freesaunaday

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@jjrdawson make the most of it. Find a little space and start doing some yoga and well supply the heat #BikramYoga #sauna #innerchi

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Spent too much time on my own trains today. #dehydrated #atrociousspelling #justgonnaturntheheatersup

[Jon Dawson @jjrdawson]

@SW_Train your trains are a disgrace in the heat.How can you justify y-o-y above inflation hikes in fares when the service whatever you say

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@jjrdawson ... so that we can watch you swelter in the heat and point and laugh, it's quite the office joke I must say. #we'reuseless

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@jjrdawson that's for the message john, to answer your question, they money from the price increase has gone on cameras in all the trains.

[South West Trains @sw_train]

@railwaychaplain not at all. Looking to turn a lighter side of things that go wrong. Which is quite often in London. ;)

[South West Trains @sw_train]

"theres been a rape up there, get there attention" Here at SW trains we want to get your attention. hence all the delays. have a good night

[South West Trains @sw_train]

just about to close down for the day. No major pranks today. Got as few lined up for tomorrow. #TeaBreak

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Running a smooth operation again today. Only the 15 minutes late. Enjoy the free sauna today guys. #goodtrains

[Southern @SouthernRailUK]

@sw_train Sure thing.

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Dave's tea has gone a bit cold so were just gonna hold all the trains for the time being while we amend this situation.

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Hey @SouthernRailUK wanna be friends? #southrailisthebest

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Bob @ clapham signalling thought itd be funny to to throw his sandwich on the tracks. Bloody caused a day of signalling problems #hamncheese

[South West Trains @sw_train]

Running a smooth operation again today. Only the 15 minutes late. Enjoy the free sauna today guys. #goodtrains