Simon Winters

Might as well keep it simple, double-vaxxed and sextuple(?) boosted cisgender Toronto client. Pronouns; He/Him.

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@heatherpiperxo As someone who was a horny and hormonal teenager in the 90's when slingshot bikinis were popular and is loving the comeback they're making I'm a definite "Yay"!

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@maryxleeee I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!

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@laylathongchai I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!

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It's probably never going to happen but if I ever get into adult content, I'm torn between performing as Charlie Sylver or Guy Foxx.

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@Night2Cherish Rawr!

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@YourAdel I'd love to stretch you ... er ... help you stretch!

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@empressellievip If you were a siren, I would happily let you lure me.

As long as the only death I experienced was one of the petite variety! 😉

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@Jasteaav I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!

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I would be open to being with a transwoman, whether she's a provider or a "civvie".

I just ask that she would pass and be a bottom. In fact, I am giving serious thought to booking with a trans provider in the coming months.

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Here's a link to the comment thread if any ladies are redditors and want to set this idiot straight.
https://t.co/ne5Cfb1pGZ

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While I commend r/inceltears for exposing "incels" violent misogyny, a lot of the sub's users are SWERFS and come across as being a bunch of smug know-it-alls who think that they're experts on sex work because they watched a Netflix documentary about human trafficking.

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I had some housework to do today so I decided to take the day off from cycling and put in a session with my Aneros that ended as you'd expect.

I'm finally going to take a regular up on her offer of a prostate massage the next time we get together!

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So, I'm just debating if I want to invest in another prostate massager when I have yet to achieve any results with the three I currently own.

Tried for another p-spot orgasm this morning, soaked in a bath with the curtain pulled and the lights off and nothing!

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So, you know how I said in my quest for a p-spot orgasm, I'm thinking of going for a bike ride with a massager in but it isn't something I could do comfortably with the ones I currently own?

I feel like this could be the solution. The only thing I'm balking at is the price.

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The secrets of the universe continue to elude me!

I'm getting together with a regular who has offered to give me a prostate massage and I'm going to take her up on that offer since it looks like I need a hand, or at least a finger!

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@MiniQueenie18 I also think I see dessert! 😉

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@Jannybblove As someone who enjoys Asian cowgirl, this video is doing it for me!

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@Inky118media I love Asian Cowgirl...er...Asian cowgirls!

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@lottieasian I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!

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There are times I wonder why B&S escort ads use images of women with distinctive body art then I remember that slobbyists are stupid and they're counting on "thinking with their little head" dum-dums who will think, "I'm here, I'm horny, I might as well stay."

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@cassiedreamsxo I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!

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@thelenacartier Just as long as you aren't cooking bacon.

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@Northstar20ss I love Asian cowgirl ... er ... Asian cowgirls!