Schefter Wojappaport

Reporter for the NFL, Co-Commissioner of Shadynasty Football League

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Despite a 5 int effort from Goff & Danny dimes leading the league in “what is he doing?!” Harvo’s Havoc still took 🐍 🐍 🐍 to the woodshed decisively

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Week 9 rundown

Week 9 saw SQUIDWARD’S SUPERSTARS get their first win where afterwards he proceeded to pick up a HOOKER to celebrate. Brad_Bod’s was on the losing end where picked up the closest loss of the week in a defensive stailmate.
@Squilliam662

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Gurley’s revenge’s deal with the dark ruler worked out in his favor again this week with his W bringing his record to 7-3 despite 4th fewest points scored in the league!

@MaxPappas5 @chancetherapper

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GOOD EVENING,
Due to increase in funding, we’ve never been more back, bringing you top Shadynasty news when you need it, before you need it. This recap is brought to you by our sponsor: Kamara’s family barbecue.

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First bust of the draft goes to Jacob Holbrook, stay tuned for Brooks

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Brooks italiano takes Bears Maverick Caleb Williams at 1.02👀

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Ohio state receiver MHJ, goes number 1 to David

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David hurry tf up 🫶

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AND WERE OFF!!! Shadynasty draft is under way, GM David “No-Neck” Brittingham is putting in the pick #Woj

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Sources close to @Squilliam662 tell me Dorian Thompson Robinson is being elevated from the Taxi squad to active roster. Exciting news for a promising young player, as he is the browns new hope to keep the playoffs alive, after the injury of that scumbag Deshaun Watson. #Scrubinis

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Miss me this off-season ya bums? Well I’m back. My sources tell me Jerry Jeudy has just been traded along with other players to newly renamed “Gurley’s Revenge” in exchange for draft pick and development players. Somehow GM Harvey sneaks a trade before cuts.😤

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Breaking🔥🔥

GM David Brittingham may not be done for the night, rumor has it he’s trading for a high end young RB. Stay tuned

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Geno getting traded, too tired to color commentate

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Ladies and gentlemen: Welcome, to the 2023 Shadynasty Rookie Draft. We are 45 mins away, and teams are making their final preparations to draft their players 😤

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Per @Bradbod, owner and GM of New Yorks finest, Maxwell Pappas, is furious at Brittingham’s trade, as he believes they may be targeting someone at the top of his board.

“Horrendous, absolutely horrendous. But that’s the nature of the business, we like a lot of guys this draft.”

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BREAKING NEWS:

GM David Brittingham has made a blockbuster trade, sending Justin fields to brad bods B team and comp in exchange for Matthew stafford and the 3rd overall pick. Seems David’s got his eye on someone👀

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To my followers:

I would like to apologize to the families of my source. What started out as a simple breaking news report instead turned into disrespect and exposure upon an upstanding man of society. I hope you will forgive me, and that we can continue to discuss NFL news. 🙏🏻

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#Tourfor4, a powerhouse in the Shadynasty League these past couple years, hit its first bout of difficulty recently, not making the playoffs for the first time in the leagues history. GM Jacob Holbrook was expected to rebuild, but seems to be keeping things the same.