Stephen Wozniak

Recovering journalist. Closet humorist. Paradigm shifter and shaker. Freelance writer and editor. World emperor-in-training.

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@FishKnowsBall Can’t believe some people think KJ will beat him out for the RB3 spot. 🙄

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@colin_beazley @PlatinumKey13 DFA Eisler, please.

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@MarkKaboly

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@BuccoBantr Can someone remake this with “International Signing Bonus Pool Money Considerations “

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@MarkKaboly Cookie table at weddings

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@ChrisMuellerPGH

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@NorthShoreNine Counter-argument: Nicky G would have 69 errors trying to cover that much area down the line.

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@DTonPirates 3) Switch Mlod and Mitch. Yes, I know it makes Keller the most expensive long/middle reliever in history, but gives them more wins in the long run.

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@ChrisMuellerPGH Can we stop giving attention to the fat, ugly, untalented kids just because they have delusional levels of confidence? Seriously, the “Rizzler” contributes nothing but a big mouth and an example of pre-diabetic health.

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@DTonPirates Sadly, when Cruz gets back, they’ll have to option Billy or Callihan. It’ll probably be Billy, because Callahan can play anywhere on the diamond.

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@KodyDuncanPGH Playing games that really matter this late in the season is an underrated joy of fans.

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@Nutzypoo_ttv The scouting reports on him will say his weak spot is high and inside the zone. He usually just fights off pitches there. But that’s exactly where that pitch was. If he’s learning and adjusting this quick, I fear advance scouts and analytics nerds may not find anything to attack.

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@NorthShoreNine At Indy, he had 13 in 192 AB, so once every 14.77 AB. Even if he reverted to that pace, he’ll finish with 27 in MLB, 40 total for the year. Still pretty freaking impressive.

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@NorthShoreNine I can only assume the reason they didn’t use Dotel at the end last night was to save him for today.

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@DTonPirates I can’t believe I WANT Henry Davis in the game. 🤯

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@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan I guess JGonz needs to rest after— checks notes— one game in six days?

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@anarchitect1776 @MLB @Fanatics @FanaticsFest @livvydunne

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@AnnieAgar Too soon.

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@IntentionalTalk @Cubs Still trying to figure out how a 12u team that had Skenes, PCA, and Mason Wynn among others, only won silver at the PanAm championships in 2014.

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@DailyFaceoff Malkin one of only five players to win each of the Calder, Hart, Art Ross and Conn Smythe. Other four are some dudes named Orr, Lemieux, Trottier and Ovechkin. That’s a legacy Kane can’t touch.