I’m just your average guy, with a very attractive significant other, that also has what the doctors say is an anomaly of a bean bag dangling between my legs.
@MistyPlops @tedcruz In his defense that vacation was planned months in advance and losing his frequent flyer miles with Southwest was not an option, period.
Hey Twitter, it’s been a while. Tonight’s going to be a special night, I told the wife she’s going to be triple penetrated, and she’s down. Beads ✅, vibrating dilly ✅, my unit ✅.
@buckswope Everyone knows games don’t count for as much in the months of April and May, or at least that’s what one would think, we go through this every damn year.
@iggystrode@TMASTL@DillionHarper Better fire off those children of the sack sooner than later, we need you focused, and dialed in for this weeks forecast.