SXSW Like A Local

Welcome To SXSW 2023 PARTY PPL! follow 4 the XXCLUZIVS on How To ~*~*~ DO AUSTIN LIKE A LOCAL!!1!!!!!1!!! ~*~*~

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

much like sxsw itself, we will be here whether you like it or not

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[[Frequently Confused] @SherriBarras]

Oh thank god! I was afraid this account had vanished from Twitter and I’m not sure I can survive SX without it.

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

Never go anywhere #likealocal

[Hema Mullur @HemaMullur]

#BREAKING: @Austin_Police confirm two people were stabbed at Rainey and Driskill in downtown Austin. @ATCEMS says it’s transferring the two adult patients with potentially serious injuries. #atx #sxsw

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

WASSUP SXSW PARTY PEOPLE

THE LAST WEEKEND OF SXSW IS HERE :(

ITS ABOUT TO GET LIT :)

literally

light up the citronellas these mosquitos are not fucking around!!!!!

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

when st patricks day HITS BIG ON A FRIDAY during SXSW it's maximum AUSTIN, BABY

u kno itz GONNA GET SUPER TRUE TO THE 512

have ye a wee pint and get yer finger bitten off by a donkey like a local!!!!!!!

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

~*~*~ sxsw 2023 ~*~*~*

XXXCLUZIV 4 LOCALS ONLY

hit up happy hour @ the intersection of lamar and airport where the train crossing takes 9000 fucking years

RT 2 RSVP

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

❄️ BRRRRR!!!! ❄️ IT'S A CHILLY END TO SXSW 2023

warm up LIKE A LOCAL

turn the heater on in your house

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

you absolute dipshits please do not run over the fucking door guy at hole in the wall, for chrissakes https://t.co/zZpg6EmWf2

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

yoooooo sxsw party ppl!!!!!

DO WEDNESDAYS LIKE A LOCAL!

- have yet another stern talk with Mike from sales about the "hump day" jokes

[cedar hell @RachelTheC]

The building is barely standing up as is, do not ruin the facade or people of one of the best bars in the world.

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

you absolute dipshits please do not run over the fucking door guy at hole in the wall, for chrissakes https://t.co/zZpg6EmWf2

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

the only way 2 hate on sxsw is to hate on sxsw #likealocal https://t.co/0neKqNtxkj

[Ben Rowen @ben_c_rowen]

You have to admit it's kinda funny that SXSW is cherished by old Austinites and objectively a trojan horse for more of what they pretend to hate about what the city's become

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

SXSW IS IN FULL SWING BAYBEE

do tuesdays ~*~*~ like a local ~*~*~

NO WRISTBAND REQUIRED

12p-12:05 pm in the shell of the old nau's enfield drug

FREE ENTRY: bring printout of ur most recent nextdoor post about skyrocketing crime rates and/or that time there was a brown person

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

SXSW IS IN FULL SWING BAYBEE

do tuesdays ~*~*~ like a local ~*~*~

NO WRISTBAND REQUIRED

12p-12:05 pm in the shell of the old nau's enfield drug

FREE ENTRY: bring printout of ur most recent nextdoor post about skyrocketing crime rates and/or that time there was a brown person

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

WASSUP PARTY PEOPLE

DO MONDAYS

~*~ LIKE A LOCAL ~*~

play fantasy real estate: san antonio on zillow during your lunch hour

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

#LikeALocal !!!!

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[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

WASSUP PARTY PEOPLE

DO MONDAYS

~*~ LIKE A LOCAL ~*~

play fantasy real estate: san antonio on zillow during your lunch hour

[Lisa @notmuchelse]

Went to Goodwill and actually found something I wanted: a pristine white cushy bath mat. Then I went to HEB and it was surprisingly not busy! Am I doing this right @SXSWLikeALocal? 😂

[cedar hell @RachelTheC]

Returned some pants to the round rock outlet mall

[SXSW Like A Local @SXSWLikeALocal]

Y'ALL DOIN THE FIRST SUNDAY OF SXSW #LIKEALOCAL????

[OfficeBoundTraveler @3wks]

Worked for a few hours, did my taxes, and made a quiche