Falcon 5

Parody of the Falcon rocket that never was. Not affiliated with SpaceX.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

So, what did I miss?

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Thank you to everyone who’s encouraged me, helped me, met me, and much more.

That is all.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Hey y’all, it’s time for me to say this as per the countdown in my username: The Falcon 5 is leaving this site.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

@Leefeyon @DerekdotSpace Bygnus

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

@Cosmic_Andrew1 This has MAJOR Darkstar vibes.

Which makes, well, a lot of sense given it's made by Skunk Works.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

and spitter goes silent for the next 1.5 hr.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Don't know who needs to hear this right now, but go drink some water and clean your room.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

*walks into class*

*tacoma narrows bridge*

"I wonder what we're going over today"

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Never dated anyone. However, as someone now 1.5yr into college, in hindsight I can see at least some reasons why.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

The Question: How many Starship flights?

SpaceX: We're excited to do this, we're working on things

Bill Nelson: Jessica, the question was how many refueling flights

SpaceX: ten-ish

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

This is a great decision. Being able to land large payloads on the moon is mandatory for a sustainable architecture.

[Marcia Smith @SpcPlcyOnline]

Amit: we've asked both HLS providers, SpaceX and Blue Origin, to look at cargo versions of their human landers.

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Artemis II: DELAYED to 9/2025
Artemis III: DELAYED to 9/2026
Artemis IV: ON-TRACK

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

What in the avengers assemble is this list of people this is going to be JUICY!

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

MEDIA: Today’s #Artemis update includes new participants who can be asked questions from reporters. See the full list here: https://t.co/gpucBpvWS9

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

I can’t see into your life, but I’ve been there. There’s truthfully too many possible reasons given the ambiguity. I will say to be mindful of how you use your time, would you date someone who spent 2hr/day on here?

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

flacon fvie

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

I hosted a watch party for 0006 lmao

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

I don’t know who you are

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

I watched it live so yeah

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Reply? Does this count?

[Falcon 5 @SX_Falcon_5]

Since I’ve seen it: NGL

https://t.co/XfzSJvcDMA

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