Quick Draw McGuap

[Quick Draw McGuap @SYB_Shelly]

😍Valentine’s Day but I’m Halloweenin😈

[CAMELCAST OFFICIAL @CAMELCASTOff]

I've seen the most reasonable women in my life vehemently defend Lindsay Clancy. It's a very strange situation. Every time I mention that 3 kids are dead, they say. "That's not the point."

Dang. I kinda thought it was.

[Saint Zoe 🇺🇸🇭🇹 @Jupinapapi3]

All summer it was “Where all my scamming ass niggas at” and now all of a sudden yall don’t want em no more?

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

work work work dang when ima be able to fuck

[dannymurda @Yatsomurda9]

I suck at quitting weed. One argument and I'm smoking an eighth

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Don’t DESTROY your peace over one woman who doesn’t even want you.

[Pash @realpash001]

Everyone tryna fck, silly me tryna fall in love

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t go broke playing husband in your 20s

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

People who are still using twitter in white mode

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

I think we seriously underestimate how difficult it is to find a genuine partner

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

take care of yourself so you don’t become a hater my nigga

[P @Pjustgotback]

Y’all can have the hoe I give up.

[͛ᒍᗩᑎᗩY🇯🇲🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥 @pointlesss]

Yes. Her toes going in my mouth too.

[paulito @djpaulopringlis]

A sensação quando você não está triste, mas também não está feliz, você está apenas vazio.

[Pash @realpash001]

I love when a bitch leave me on delivered, time to deliver myself to another bitch

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

If I’m being honest, she never had it

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Your sacrifices mean absolutely nothing to her. Know that, bro.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[that/nigga @LordNipppy]

This is why I stay out of Jamaican business because what does this even mean lmfaooo