Syd

[ashley @loneIymood]

dating a skinny guy is cool and all until you’re cooking and you accidentally boil him with the noodles

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

HAH

[P @parmsrong]

My friends to me when my house was on fire

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Flight attendant: Before landing, please make sure all small electronic items are secure

Me: *whispering to my tamagotchi* do you feel safe, bud?

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@_jacksonjordan U good??

[JARED @eatjaredtweets]

homie look like he still ready to talk shit at any moment https://t.co/0Ph8TbIvrt

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@alexislemone HAHA

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@KylieJenner IT SUX DIC

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@TashanaTaylor #UMtaylor

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@TashanaTaylor #UMtaylor

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@alexislemone WE NEVER GOT THE SONG IM STILL SO UPSET https://t.co/1H2FeW3sVE

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On behalf of the Obama family, Merry Christmas! We wish you joy and peace this holiday season.

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

Fuck yeah, happy fsu hate week! https://t.co/lqu5YXApQD

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

The song I did with @DanielCaesar has a title now. It's called #FirstWorldProblems

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@clurafterdurk Yeah that's what they all say

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@clurafterdurk 👀 maybe cuz you tend to come for ppl quite frequently

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@pisforparis Only difference is I won't be there to die with you on yours like you were on mine 😭😭

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@pisforparis Lemme tell you birthdays suck !!!!!!

[mads🦋 @madmeyers]

i just laughed for 15 minutes straight

[Syd @SYD_wardd]

@idont_ClAiRE_ @parmsrong We have proof. It was brought to Ellen on similar inquiries. Haters say it's fake, but the truth lives on.