shit you should care about

twitter is for shitposting, but WE DO THE NEWS IN OUR FUCKING GOOD NEWSLETTER

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don’t think we’re gonna get $u$pended but in case we do:

our substack: https://t.co/NhaOwEdBQd

our tiktok: https://t.co/KjkrNvEoAg

our instagram: https://t.co/q8Y0D6RLlm

our pop culture podcast: https://t.co/scoKPAMvor

our shit show podcast: https://t.co/EK8uoj0Gem

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jealousy’s the ugliest trait 💅

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Mamdani: I would be better than him if I wanted to go with that route. Ladies and gentlemen, you will no longer pay rent. You no longer have to pay interest on your mortgage, and no longer gonna have to pay for food. I'm gonna give you free food

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yeah and in some parts of the world all 5 members of one direction fell in love with me when i was caught yawning and reading a book at their concert

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

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we were called knicker wetting banshees for liking one direction at 14 years old btw

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reminder that if something is “free” you are paying in other ways

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we are in the end times

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it’s the end of days

[shift @joinshiftX]

Today, we're launching shift. We're starting by cleaning your apartment in New York City, for free.

Here's how it works. Book a shift cleaning. A vetted shift operator comes to your home wearing one of our devices. They clean. They leave. You pay nothing.

In exchange, we record the cleaning. Robotics is being built on data about how people do daily tasks, and the value of that recording is what funds the service. Anything personal in it is anonymized before the recording is processed.

By now, you have heard about the shift to AI more times than you can count. About the shift toward you, the part where you actually feel it, you have heard almost nothing. Shift is what starts to make it concrete, in specific cities, with specific services.

Today, cleaning in New York. Soon, handymen, repairs, and errands across the globe. And this is just one side of shift, with more on the way.

Comment “shift” and we’ll send you an early access link.

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it seems we have attracted a bunch of chris brown defenders in the comments lately, so i’m just gonna leave the police report of the night he assaulted rihanna here.

TW: VIOLENCE

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finally some good news

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btw the white house is building a UFC fighting cage on the south lawn

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the WHO just declared the ebola outbreak in DR Congo an international emergency, here's what you need to know ♡

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there’s a fucking robot walking the met gala red carpet

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hey so a federal court just reinstated a rule saying you’re not allowed to get abortion pills by mail anymore

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as my trusted confidants i need you guys to confirm for me that this was sarcasm

[katherine @katherinejaayne]

A letter to Olivia

From all Livies 💜

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🚨 tacky hoe alert🚨

The US State Department is unveiling a limited-edition passport redesign for America’s 250th anniversary so if I were you I’d renew your passport ASAP to avoid this ◡̈

[zayn @zaynmalik]

@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

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VIKTOR ORBÁN JUST LOST THE HUNGARIAN ELECTION

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FYI when we last went to the moon:

• schools could openly discriminate against women in admissions

• many top universities didn’t admit women yet (a lot only went co-ed in 1969–70)

• employers could legally fire women for being pregnant

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FYI when we last went to the moon:

• women couldn’t always open a credit card in their own name

• women could be denied loans or mortgages just for being women

• unmarried women didn’t have guaranteed access to contraception nationwide

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hopefully this will be the thing that breaks him