SYSK Gems

All those gems from Josh & Chuck that have you laughing out loud to yourself.

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“we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Or no—we’re getting super distracted. That’s what it is” –Josh, How PEZ Works #SYSKPodcast #Tradition

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@00_Barbara_00 Little bit of A, little bit of B 😏

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“I remember being in high school when it dawned on me that The Price is Right is just one big ol’ tv commercial” -C
“So while I was researching for this show is when it dawned on me” -J, #SYSKLive

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“Tweet and poop on your head also might be things Josh might do!” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“Good question. I mean it wasn’t a great question. It was kinda hostile” -josh, #SYSKLive

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“We don’t even let Jeri on stage. Well—she may or may not exist” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“I pushed one back in for your baby to use for later” -J
“That would be a great t-shirt” -C #SYSKLive

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“It was total skill. Total cojones. Which is a term they use in Goonies, by the way” -Josh, #SYSKlive

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“Our two Stuff You Should Know axioms: you can never trust family, and cheating always pays” -Chuck, #SYSKlive

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“Maybe the most enlightened among us: the game show contestants” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“I dunno if anyone watched CNN’s New Years Eve program last year...” -Josh, #SYSKlive

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“Man. You just got me all worked up. Thinkin’ about Nitro. So dreamy and oily” -Chuck, #SYSKlive

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“The 80’s ended and everyone had this big hangover called the 90’s” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“If you guys will check your game cards, we got applause for Betty White and Bob Barker” -J
“And in the ass” -C #SYSKLive #outofcontext

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“Do you guys remember Pat Sajak’s late night talk show? It was like watching a Valium. I went back and checked. It’s worse” -J, #SYSKLive

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“Have your pets spayed and neutered” -Chuck
“That’s from us, by the way. Not just Bob Barker” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“Man you burst my 40 year old bubble” -C
“That’s what I’m here for! That and to eat some gooey cake!” -J #SYSKLive

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“That was Captain Kirk, right?” -J
“Nooo. Dick Clark!” -C
“Eh. Same thing” -J #SYSKLive

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“Well and they’re full on drinking now. I think as tribute” -C
“Well you can thank Kathie Lee and Hoda for that! They brought drinking to TV. Morning wine?!” -J, #SYSKLive

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“Mark Goodson said ‘wait a minute. Let’s take quiz shows and turn them into something DUMBER’” -Josh, #SYSKLive

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“Ya don’t mess with Revlon.” -C
“Right. Ya don’t mess with Revlon or Monsanto” -J, #SYSKLive