Jewish Scuba Diver

the life of an extrovert with crippling social anxiety

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Goodbye Merlin, I hope someone else feeds you fish

[Ronnie Rockdale 🧁 @PinkiePieMVS]

@anythingbott

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Some would consider drinking in the shower to be an all time low, but I feel great so….

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

I’m going to go microwave a fork to make myself feel alive

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Blocking people isn’t enough, I want them to die

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Noah fence but the Scottish just ain’t it

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Society will crumble when Talulla has pre-marital sex. She’s holding out and taking one for the team 🐐💯❤️🫡 #notallheroswearcapes

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Just had to change my response from ❤️ to 👍, didn’t want to seem overly enthusiastic

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

If you stare at the sun for long enough it turns black #Fact

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

I’d swallow but I’m vegan :((

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

I care about the environment, I’ve watched avatar 🌳

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

How am I expected to do uni work when Lana del ray exists? x

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Can’t believe cash is no longer valid 😭 #RIPQueenElizabeth

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

I’d have sex in my mothers bed, nothing is sacred to me

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

La sagrada familia still isn’t finished yet my local McDonald’s only took 2 months to build

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Time passes differently on the equator

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

My Flatmate puts Nutella AND butter on toast 🤢

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

If you’re under 5,4” I don’t trust you

[Jewish Scuba Diver @SYomum]

Children aren’t real people