Sarah Zinsmeyer

Don't be a twit.

My opinions are my own.

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

#ParentingInAPandemic

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

I mean it's a LITTLE much, right?

#Trump

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

Looking back.. They have sent daily texts (sometimes multiple per day) EVERY day since 5/14/21. Before then it was still multiple per week when there is no campaign.

I've seen this tactic before... used by toddlers and abusers? Oh yeah. That's where.

#CrazyExTexts

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

The election ended 7 months ago.. These fundraising texts are excellent comedy 😆

#CrazyExTexts

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

JP Morgan Chase & Co. donated $41,727 to Mitch McConnell’s 2020 campaign — while he is actively blocking the Equality Act from becoming law. But nice Pride post! 🏳️‍🌈
https://t.co/eizGqC3lX3

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

AT&T donated $56,295 to Mitch McConnell’s 2020 campaign — while he was actively blocking the Equality Act. But what a great Pride Twitter banner 🏳️‍🌈

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

What a fun Pride display 🏳️‍🌈! But what’s not fun is that American Airlines donated $46,617 to Mitch McConnell’s 2020 campaign — while he was actively blocking the Equality Act from becoming law.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

If we’d waited for bipartisanship, there wouldn’t be a 14th or 15th Amendment. We wouldn't have some of our most important civil rights laws.

Let's learn, do what’s right, and pass the For the People Act. If you wait for bipartisanship, you're allowing voter suppression.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

RT if you paid a tax rate higher than 1% — because that means you paid a higher rate than Bezos, Buffett, and other billionaires.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Doctors and scientists have spent their entire professional lives laboring over their work so that you could have a vaccine in a crisis like this but, sure, go ahead and not take the vaccine because you read 3 articles. 🥇

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

I repeat: fuck Josh Hawley.

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

I even wrote it in my diary!

[chris corpus @bawsenation]

@SZinsmeyer said a funny joke today lol

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

I’m sorry private what now?

[David P Gelles @gelles]

The 11 GOP senators who voted against the Senate impeachment trial rules

Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Bill Hagerty (R-TN)
Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Ron Johnson (R-WI)
Mike Lee (R-UT)
Roger Marshall (R-KS)
Rand Paul (R-KY)
Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Rick Scott (R-FL)
Tim Scott (R-SC)
Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)

[The Recount @therecount]

Fauci moods: Biden briefings vs. Trump briefings

[Virgo's Groove Hive, PhD @T_dot_Lee_PhD]

Y'all, people know that Joe Biden isn't some magical savior. We know there's still work to be done. Accountability, all of that.

But today, people get to be happy *just* because trump is gone.

This has been ROUGH. Seeing him leave is reason to celebrate.

Let folks have that.

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

I would like this on a billboard please 🙌

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

Wow... Didn't you almost die there 7 days ago?
#TrumpCoupAttempt

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What in the ACTUAL FUCK

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

Watergate didn’t have a body count

[Sarah Zinsmeyer @SZinsmeyer]

@SenTedCruz AYE YOU!
✨ listen up ✨

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

If Trump is too dangerous for Twitter, he’s too dangerous for the nuclear codes. Impeach him.