Spencer

i am not one to be trifled with.

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

Done did the damn thing

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Right-hander Adrian Houser and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a two-year, $22 million contract with a club option for a third year, sources tell ESPN. Between the signing of Jason Foley and the addition of Houser, the Giants are shoring up their pitching staff.

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@RSJRsteel Take bake

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@HarleyKeiner @_AustinFinley_ Take Witt Skenes Shohei and Bo

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@RSJRsteel @cardboardbst Interested in both

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@MattMoczy @cardboardbst I’m interested!

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@MattMoczy @cardboardbst Witt still available?

[Spencer @S_Braswell4]

@BallerMJ Interested in both Witts

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[Matthew @RealNameNotMatt]

The Bible for boys born between 1992 and 1999

[charlie @StyledApe]

Roman colosseum goers learning that Christianity is the new state religion:

[SB @scottbrowne]

yes, and his name is Tim Robinson

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

my girl finding out there’s still another month of football after the regular season

[Technical Gunner's Mate First Class @ArmyStrang]

Cracking open the first beer at 10 am Christmas morning

[New York Jets @nyjets]

“And @TheAcademy Award goes to…”

Welcome to MetLife, Brendan Fraser! 🎬

[B N @BisHilarious]

I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

“do you remember me i held you when you was a baby” why the FUCK would i remember that

[Nate Hamilton @DomiNateFF]

I’ve watched this too many times