Samuel Macaque

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

I surmise that it’s not helping our great country either.

Im with you on first amendment rights @elonmusk but you gotta underweight hate speech in the algo.

I can’t go on here for news without being INUNDATED with hate speech.

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

This site is full of racism, antisemitism, and general extremist rhetoric. It’s divisive, inflammatory, and in some base way, exciting, but it makes me feel worse(!) every single time I log on.

i know @elonmusk wants to make X a helpful site / Company.

It is not helping me.

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

@modelsnadderall Cliff builders generally best nondairy protein bar, barebells has one as well

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Have It Easy

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[Pedro Salinas @salinas_pedro]

My favorite pick-me-up when I feel like there's no way I'll ever have sex with every single pigeon in New York City

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

@mattwritesbooks Started Overlook last night, 50 pages in and loving it...DFW-type incisive humor with less of a hyper-intellectual bend. Heard you on @MSsecretpod talking about your next move/maybe doing another book. Dawg, do it

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

Top secret information. It’s the adobo on the chicken at @ChipotleTweets and also in the spiciest red salsa that gives you the bubbleguts

[Samuel Macaque @S_Macaque]

Rejoined twitter after quitting the shit in 2017, been a few weeks now, can already feel the gears start grinding together in my brain, friction/fatigue