Sam Membery

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🐯 Official: Middlesbrough become the first club to lose both the Championship play-off semi-final AND final. History makers.

[CJ @FlynnJonas2]

“Who’s this twat behind us”……

#SaintsFC

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

New Harry Potter looks class. ⚡️

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Yer a Saint, @AaronRamsdale98! 😇

[Russell @RustyRL]

@BakerFPL343 After their steadfast defence of justice last week, really looking forward to all of the Newcastle fans campaigning for Joelinton to be retrospectively banned.

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

Louder please!! 👏👏👊👏👏 #Gervais

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

England have never missed a penalty under Keir Starmer.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Thank you for everything, Stu ❤️

[Rob @SaintRob__]

Bring the fucking noise tomorrow Saints. Let’s do this 🔴⚪️

[Rob @SaintRob__]

SOUTHAMPTON FOOTBALL CLUB. WEMBLEY BOUND.

[Bryce Hall @BryceHall]

KSI using a disabled person as promo for his fight is just another reason this man needs a good wake up call.

[Tactically Matt @TacticallyMatt]

Chasing Romeo Lavia all window, refusing to cough up the asking price, Chelsea swoop in so you decide to go for Moises Caicedo, who swiftly rejects you as he only wants to join Chelsea.

Funniest story of the window, that.

Icing on the cake will be Romeo Lavia fuming at Liverpool for going for Caicedo and deciding to go to Chelsea too.

[Rob @SaintRob__]

23/24. We are ready for you.

Russell Martin’s Red and White Army 🔴⚪️

[Mark Lee @BrunchOfWar]

“News of a Communist takeover but for WHO, Matt Le Tissier?”

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Chelsea fans…

Remember where you lot came from before you celebrate the departures of two players who accomplished more than any other Chelsea player before 2003.

So strangely entitled? 🥴

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Football’s relationship with gambling is totally ridiculous. Bet here. Bet there. Bet everywhere. Put me in betting clothes, cover my sleeves in bets, put betting signs on every hoarding, on my first and second and third screen. But don’t bet whatever you do.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😲 "Southgate's won nothing, it should be called England F.C.!"

😡 "I'm sick and tired of seeing players who don't play for their club, in the England squad!"

👀 "Players have got no chance of getting in the squad!"

Jamie O'Hara slams Southgate's England squad selection!

[Luke Osman @lukeosman_]

God it’s so, so embarrassing that this lunatic is our greatest ever player

[MPG @Whats_Goode_]

But when women go on hen dos with giant inflatable cocks, and cock straws, and blow up men dolls etc that’s just a laugh init. Men can’t have a laugh, it’s just inappropriate.