Sarah

Expect nothing, appreciate everything.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Forget horoscopes, let's google the meaning of our dreams.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

I learned how to crochet today. #BlanketsForEveryone

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

@Club_Tub Peppers...

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Bishhh, you messed with the wrong state.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

My husband just proposed to me in Stardew Valley and please tell me why I cried irl.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Isn't this the beginning of Temple Run?

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

If I had a time machine, I'd use it strictly for attending concerts.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

I wish I could drop weight as fast as I drop my credit score.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

What if, instead of a paternity test, Maury just Googled "Is _____ the father?"
And what if it was accurate?

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

@kenzieprier Dammit, Kyle!

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Let's get one thing straight: I don't have mood swings, my birth control has mood swings.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

@CMadd95 No, present Corey.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

"I'm just tired of the same old same old being the same old same old."

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

@nena_marie18 That was your jam when you were 5!

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Why is the Doodle Bops theme song stuck in my head? 🙄🤦‍♀️

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

"I wish I was a woman's woman like you."
"I wish I was a geese goose like you"

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Just hanging out with my pyromaniac friend Maddie. Respect to her new Puma shoes #PiccoloApp

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Please excuse me if I don't trust your tap water. I'm from Charleston, WV.

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Just got a ticket for going 19 in a 15 and I genuinely thought I was going the speed limit. I'm 0 for 3 now 🙃

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

One time someone told me I was pretty, so I'd probably never get a ticket if I got pulled over. That must've been their way of cursing me because now I'm 0/2. 🙄

[Sarah @S_Michelle94]

Finding ideas on Pinterest for decorating a home that is not "country chic" is very difficult.