Shane Pelchat

sup

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

One RT=1 prayer 🙏🏻
There's nothing wrong with him, he's just ugly

[Stealth Medical @StealthIntelOps]

https://t.co/e4RV5jnDIV

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

@POTUS Yeah and you’re gonna send Americans there to get killed for no reason. Every death will negatively be on your hands.

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

Best halftime show since Janet titty

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

David Ortiz got voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame and Tom Brady retired from the NFL within four days of each other. That officially closes the book on my childhood.

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

Cut N’keal Harry

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

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Not Wordle, just a dude with red sleeves.

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

What a week! We’re not done yet tho. Givin’ away $10,000 here on Twitter. All ya gotta do is like and RT this tweet, we’ll pick 5 winners in a few days and gift $2,000 to each 💰

Hope you all have a safe & happy holiday! P&L baby.🎅🏼🎁

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

@WooSox What’s the word my guy

[Jaxson’s Dad @DaddyAndJaxson]

Lmao aye man what the hell is wrong with this planet 😂😂😂 man one day animals gone find out we be doing voice overs on them and they gone kick our ass @TonyBakercomedy

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

Pats fans when we found out Brady was being traded

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

🤣🤣🤣 poor guys!! Hahaha I feel their pain.

[Jeff Duncan @JeffDuncan_]

Oral Roberts
Loyola, Chicago
Abilene Christian
Ohio U.
North Texas

Meanwhile, college football has a four-team playoff with the same four teams every year. (sigh)

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Kylie Jenner asking for people to donate to a GoFundMe after her make up artist was in a car accident is a TOUGH look. The pajamas she woke up in are probably worth 60k

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Trump cut the corporate tax rate from 35% to 21%. Biden’s plan is to raise it back to only 28%. This is the ratchet effect, not Biden being a progressive.

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

@davidprooo I wish you got paid for tweets like this

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508 Writer Sean Lammi recaps the past week in the EPL while filling you in on his thoughts on the season thus... https://t.co/QOpkPH0emi

[Shane Pelchat @S_Pelch]

@SUBWAY kinda bullshit that you gotta buy two footlongs for the $5 deal and it still ends up costing $15

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Standing ovation. This is so goddam funny and so spot on. And the best part is, it would go right over the heads of everyone who really likes that dumbass flag