Scott Schredffler

fuck the dodgers

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@BigYavo2310 You ever asked your bitch for other bitches?

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About to be the first person in my work groupchat to not ask for a +1 to the Xmas party #ohnoooo #toobusybeingtheirboss

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Homie

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Just heard some dude on a bike say "slow down lover" to his girl #whatthefuck

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Told her I have X Ultra for $130/month now she want some

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Friday sippin on a blue moon listening to Wallen in a freshly cleaned apt waiting to go get Mexican food #dontmindifido

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Sitting in a body shop and they're playing Peso by A$AP #gonnabeagoodday

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@ozzie You are the wind under my wings. My rock.

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A girl I danced with in 5th grade is now engaged #whatthehell

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Can't spell Phillies without two L's

[Michael Harris II〽️ @MoneyyyMikeee]

That Gunna do it every time 🫡

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Just had a girl call me unc and ask what frat I was in #scary

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Austin Riley is your favorite ball player's favorite ball player

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I hate Gary Player

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I might start couponing

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If you take the lyrics literally in "It Takes Time" by Trippie, it sounds like he's serenading Lil Baby

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Not to jinx, but Sept-Oct arc always goes so crazy

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Fuck! No matches in the last 7 minutes

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Changing my name on hinge to Thugger

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NFL app needs to get their shit together