Simon Hastings

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Simon W. Hastings
Law and Business at Oxford. Member of the only club worth joining. Playboy. Keeping the family legacy.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

He was on a business trip. He’s sorry.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

Home from service. No Simon, despite his promises.

Going to Cambridge tomorrow to make the most of the time.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

@StoicPleasures If he isn’t careful he’ll end up in a river.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

@StoicPleasures SMS: Married Myc

[What happened??]

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Joan smells.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Less than 30 seconds later he arrives at the table, sitting himself next to her. “Hello beautiful.”

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

There’s a rum and coke waiting.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

I’m 30 seconds away

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

please?

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Oh?

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

Now hurry up and get yourself over here.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Oh good. It’s been too long.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

I was joking. I do believe you. I missed you too.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

How can I prove it??

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

I don’t believe you.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Deliberately to find you.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

Did you lose Mycroft?

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

I’m glad.

God I’ve missed you.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

!!! Good. I like it.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Hello!!!

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

Oh? Shit. Hello!!

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Yes

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

The beard is staying?

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Eyes only on her

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

I’m literally next to you.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

I missed you too. So hurry up and get here.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

Oh

[mycroft @StoicPleasures]

Not forgiven.

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

I just missed my favourite girl

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

You sound like a freak

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

THE GIRLS ARE HERE

[Simon Hastings @S_WHastings]

I bought shots

[mycroft @StoicPleasures]

Cut me off and said I was too drunk?!