Surviving with SAS

I'm a single mom who is just trying to survive with buckets of sarcasm and spirits. Hoping people find me remotely amusing and worth their time to read.

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@baileyyomg Separate. That middle ‘a’ messes me up every time.

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@BaileySarian You are amazing!!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Halloween is cancelled—” look buddy, Halloween is a state of being. no virus can take away the candles and cobwebs and candied corn and pumpkin pies that live in your ghoulish heart. trick or treat babes 🎃🧛‍♀️🐈‍⬛🪦💀💀🎃

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@marichromatic @Amy_Nathalie @TheOnlyDJQualls Actually, I do. I do mind being having my name synonymous with being an entitled white woman. It’s not fun having the name Karen right now.

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

Truth!!

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

Most writers don't struggle for ideas. They struggle to remain true to one of them for long enough to write the book before the horde of other ideas overwhelm them with their demands for attention.

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@HEB You guys are killing it! You are the main reason I can’t move out of south Texas!! Best grocery chain/company on the planet!! ❤️🥰

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@BaileySarian Prodigal Son (Hulu), Lincoln Rymes, the hunt for the bone collector (Hulu).

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

One of the biggest lies of our age is that stories of ghosts and fairies and witches have nothing meaningful to say to us. Myth is a conscious act of rebellion against the dark forces conspiring to destroy nature, imagination and the human spirit. Re-enchantment is resistance.

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@jjdlg https://t.co/qySkE41WII

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@BaileySarian Cell phone cases

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@Spotify I’m not sure what kind of algorithms you guys use to create my personalized daily playlists but they are amazeballs!!!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

If I don’t put it here, @jjdlg won’t see it. 😂 #therisingsofthekarens https://t.co/vR4GX7qgGu via @YouTube

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

Yup!

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@ShinerBeer Come on guys, I need Sea Salt and Lime in its own six pack please!!

[Surviving with SAS @S_WSAS]

@msjennb3 @jjdlg @heardinitroom

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT The Oscars could be getting a #FluffyHost 😎 #GabrielIglesias