Lady Gabardine

super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

Listening to Never Grow Up hits different now. *sobs uncontrollably while squeezing my kids*

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Tampa Tribune, Florida, April 19, 1912

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

@mistercodester If this is your brand of Tik tok check out americanfille, she’s doing something similar in Paris!

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

@DietCoke_Esq For me it’s the “my good sonic the hedgehog bookmark” implying that he has at least one subpar sonic the hedgehog bookmark.

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

“I lost my good sonic the hedgehog bookmark and I’m really upset about it”

[Succession Brasil @successionbra]

Mood.

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

One thing about having kids - your fingernails WILL be permanently stained from endlessly peeling oranges.

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

@McDErin My mantra all day.

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

Me unmuting all white lotus words now that I’ve finished it:

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

@McDErin

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

In a stunning turn of events, The Walt Disney Co. says that Bob Chapek will step down as CEO, with Bob Iger returning to lead the company: https://t.co/KWQpkcipQk

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is love his gf so immensely that thinking about her makes him cry with joy

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

Just between us, did the love affair maim you, too?

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

ok i truly couldn't tell you a single thing about kamala harris' tenure as VP but there is no one on this earth i'd rather have a two glass of white wine lunch with, like this woman is just vibing https://t.co/rAHsfrYzWF

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

@DietCoke_Esq Forecasting another 200% year-over-year growth to our stakeholders.

[Lady Gabardine @S_fletcher]

Last year I increased our in home Christmas tree count by 200% - stay tuned to see how many Christmas trees I convince Matt we need this year.