Shahrukh Gilani

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

@WYP_AmjadDitta thanks for the brief today :-)

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@NandosUK it will never be the same!

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So I'm in nandos and they've stopped serving chocolate cheese cake....why? Why? Why? @NandosUK

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

@inventor_tom thanks for the awesome invention

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@dominos my local pizza joint gives little tables to stop this

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@dominos should have gone to Pizza Hut

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

@wyldeboylondon tweeted

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Foods taking long in nando's

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Oh look ...rain

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

Traffic is a killer #A406

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Offering 10 units to La Radout is like offering 6 cans of beans to Tesco

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

@Lord_Sugar Being lectured on spelling by you is like being told to sober up by Amy Winehouse. #LiteracyRehabForShugs

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Yesterday was longest day of the year, not just because of the Summer Solstice but because I had to have lunch with my girlfriend’s parents.

[✪ G REAL ✪ @callmegreal]

When your ex tells you "you will never find anyone like me" reply "that's the point"...LOL

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

@Tina_Ama awwww

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@Tina_Ama whats wrong?

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

At a car wash where 6 guys are drying my car by hand. Now that's well worth a fiver

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

Sky News - World's Largest Emerald On Show In Colombia. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201106116014211

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

Skittles TROPICAL ohhh BANG TIDY

[Shahrukh Gilani @S_gilani]

@damienlovegrove one for bad weather when its raining cats and dogs http://t.co/EzoQRgL