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Maximum Effort

[sʞɐʇuS @S_ntax]

I’ll be at JetBrains PHPverse 2026 – a free online event for PHP developers around the world! 🚀

Join me on June 9 for talks by @jon_bossenger, @naderman, and much more.

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#JetBrainsPHPverse2026

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@MadeWithLaravel @usamachaudhary Love the package, sadly it does not work with filament v5

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The paradox of addiction: the very thing you turn to for comfort can slowly become the same thing that destroys you.

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On thika road, when the ma3 decides to use Muthaiga service and it's past 6.30 am then its a 70% chance utakaa hapo for more than 20 min.

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What curse is this, that we now fight one another? That parents and children clash while our enemies watch with glee? — Matigari, Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o

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@Bee_Cee3 @AsmanAguyo 🤣

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Smart. You get the interviewer when their mind is freshest, before decision fatigue sets in for the day.

[KG⚒👷🏽‍♂️ @kaygeeminer]

When an HR recruiter asks about your availability for an interview, always request the earliest morning slot.

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They banned mourning. Because even grief was a rebellion against their "productive" and inhuman system. We remember anyway.

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I stopped posting WhatsApp statuses when I realized you subconsciously share what’s really going on in your life.

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"The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself."
— Albert Camus

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Life has humbled me so much. I do not wish bad on anyone Neither do I want revenge. I just need a lot of people to stay away from me.

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I will never feel bad about where I am in life, because we're doing all this just to die. 😂

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@SamsungMobile F

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Money Market Funds (MMFs) often cushion against inflation, not grow wealth. If an MMF earns 12% but 5-7% goes to fees, your net return might only match inflation. Always check inflation rates to see if you're protecting value or truly investing.

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Ever noticed how names are pronounced differently than spelled? In Kamba, Kyalo is said as Chalo. Kikuyu's Mubacia becomes Mufashia. Even English has Sean pronounced as Shawn! It's amazing how language shapes names, showing shared quirks across cultures.

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@KatheuNzyimi Holy Tax 😂

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@cenas_j Ah, yes—the classic ‘junior dev initiation program’: 25k, 12-hour days, 6 days a week, plus bonus ‘after-hours debugging therapy.’ They really made sure we compiled with all the requirement

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@dantetranno1 @Crazymoments01 Sperm whales got their name from a waxy substance called spermaceti found in their heads. Early whalers mistook it for sperm, hence the name. The organ aids in buoyancy and echolocation, helping them dive deep and navigate the ocean!

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Hearing a Kenyan say "weka za kabej". I just know which corner of the internet you hang around.

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@vggconnect_care i just got your internet installed hata 24hrs hazijaisha, got your router replaced twice and still no internet. Not a good sign at all.