Sam

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

let me tell u somethin right now Donald Glover is a god damn genius

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

how much ketchup & mustard do you have to eat before you realize you're a fucking Hot Dog

[ZSEVENVSEVENASEVEN @whosanto]

girls think discussing if aliens are real w they dum ass MCM at 2 AM is "deep talks" bitch go to bed

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

On a bus https://t.co/sLAfBYpu2Q

[Sam @SaM6797]

"Fall is here, I'm going to go FUCK a pumpkin"-@hanajoyful

[hen 🦂 @hanajoyful]

people that are on private on IG but link their VSCO accounts: ???

[Sam @SaM6797]

Long Duk Dong *gong noise*

[hen 🦂 @hanajoyful]

Beercade is like consistently lame

[hen 🦂 @hanajoyful]

There's needs to be a device to capture hair before it hits the ground bc I just swept a small animal off my bf's floors

[Sam @SaM6797]

@hanajoyful I've always wanted a hamster

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'll never stop watching this vine ever https://t.co/bjyTybjQO1

[Sam @SaM6797]

@illmotion is there spectator parking at the arena or should I look around Calgary for separate parking?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

life be hitting me like this sometimes https://t.co/xBxkR9AUao

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

never forget this savage https://t.co/Co15sy8loV