The Village guy

Marketer| ManUtd| Barca| Carefree

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@dino_naf P

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

THOSE WHO ARE STILL CONFUSED WITH THE “VLOOKUP” FUNCTION, TRY READING THIS, I WILL EXPLAIN IT SIMPLY SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC

A THREAD

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD AT EXCEL FROM SCRATCH UNTIL READY TO USE FOR WORK,

THIS IS THE ROADMAP THAT YOU CAN DO :

[The Prince Machiavelli @terrymap1]

We are almost there😊😋. Please note the bathroom is inside

[mawarire mbizvo jealousy @mawarirej]

I have followed how you progressed. From the early days of the incubator for roadrunners, how you built the fowlruns, how you set up your garden, growing vegetables and how you used to hire some small cars to go and sell the vegetables. I also remember the unfortunate incident when the garden was invaded by cattle & all the vegetables were ravaged, yet you didn't stop. Most importantly, my young brother, I like how you have shown us all how one can make use of what they have to create income, jobs, and satisfaction, for themselves, and the community. You didn't have to go to Harare to make money. You have actually made Harare, and foreign countries come to Mhondoro with the money. Ini hangu I thank God for people like you. Now your village, your restaurant and the farming you are doing have become a learning hub for our children who want to learn our culture, our rich Zimbabwean cuisine and even to just have a feel of our countryside. You have not only developed our tourism, you have, in your own way, preserved our culture. Thank you once again, my brother. I thank the Lord God for working through you to change our perception about how to grow businesses. I also want to thank all those generous people who have helped you along the way. I hope they're proud of how you have progressed. Keep on shining🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Citizen Dhehwa🇿🇼 @tinomabwe]

According to the @ZANUPF_Official govt this is a luxury train and citizens have to pay $60 from Harare to Mutare. There is no bar in this country, just vibes and we move. If these dunderheads were launching a speed train honestly we could be talking better but this stone age thing is just madness

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

To This New Chapter 🥂

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@_MakdShelby Fare thee well, Brother

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Lived it. Loved it
Farewell Beautiful Game .

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@Thamnyathi @antomukuwa 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

[Freeman @freemanchari]

This standard block costs us about $25K without furnishings & takes 35 days to build. We built 2 at Masibinta in Binga within 1 year the pass rate jumped from 0% to 13%. That is the impact your $10 has across the country. Help us build more at Chingwizi - https://t.co/zzhyeRYe5M

[Freeman @freemanchari]

When you retweet we end up raising $0.10. So even if you don't donate just by retweeting you are helping us reach people who will end up giving to the cause. Thank you
https://t.co/zzhyeRYe5M

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

Gore rino ndorekupedzesera kutsvaga mari zviri pamutemo 😂😂

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@_MakdShelby Chero pressure ikawanda sei we won't budge 😅😅

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@_MakdShelby We had an agreement Kule. Hapana kana plan ikudiwa apa🤣🤣🤣😅

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@_MakdShelby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

My little sister got married today yall, love won❤️🎉🎉🎉

[Vusa Mkhaya @VusaMkhaya]

I was partly raised in the SDA, I sing secular music and I have visible tattoos. You can imagine the lectures I got from my SDA family when I started “going astray”

I remember the first time I attended a family event wearing a short sleeve shirt, with my tattoos showing on both arms. Some of my older family members almost fainted🤣 It was as if the devil himself was in attendance.

I love my SDA family.

#Angilwi

[The Village guy @SaMuguta]

@_MakdShelby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aah