lizzo al ghaib

aspiring human

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

Odyssey is terrific. Comfortably seats eight and features the thoughtful engineering touches we’ve come to expect from Honda

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Cleveland WNBA @clevelandwnba]

💛💙 You’ve been asking… and we finally made it official — name, colors, brand, everything.

#TogetherStartsNoW

[Raiderland Watchdog 🏴‍☠️ @WatchdogTTU]

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals
Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night.
“I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

[rim 𓂆🇫🇷 @thesentrim]

The thunderbolts team when sentry gets too emotional

[lizzo al ghaib @Saaratonin]

I Lied To You getting robbed by cringe Kslop

[lizzo al ghaib @Saaratonin]

@JackKennedy LMAO

[lizzo al ghaib @Saaratonin]

Reading up on Robert Saleh and stumbled across one of the greatest endings to a bio section ever

[Lute @surri01]

walking into a del taco at 7 pm and going "yeah can I get the kill myself meal"

[lizzo al ghaib @Saaratonin]

@Kid10Fresh @michigan_truth @colton_pouncy Mayotron*

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

What did you think Toyotathon meant? Vibes? Essays?

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

The 1% that think Zohran is far right -

[✰ @salutationhrry]

i think abt this tweet at least twice a week

[` @Keplertweets]

@DiscussingFilm @FallonTonight Avengers doomsday leaks 🤯

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

“Our management team has over 1,000 years of experience”

I roll my eyes. Typical corporate BS

Suddenly a chill comes over the room

In comes their chairman Eldren Shadowdeal, a 2,000 year old warlock who did the first leveraged buyout in the shadow realm over a millennium ago

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Don Toliver lil ugly ass be making a song don’t he