Sabrina Yusof

All my tweets are Totally Hypothetical™️

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

Hide your secrets, hide you past,
Paint over all your scars,
The world can't hurt you
if it doesn't know,
Who you really are.

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

Videocalling YL and watching her pull the mega gardevoir ex SIR in real time damn im never beating the luck buff allegations

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

why is it tooth and teeth instead of toof and teef

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havent messaged jia in so long i forgot he’s a worse texter than adeel 😔

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

ash: should i get the sundae cone or oreo mcflurry? which is healthier?

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

i held izzah’s hand and she was like i have a present for you and she reaches to the side and pulls out lotion and starts rubbing it into my hand and arms should i be offended or grateful??

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

what if grief is love begging to be witnessed?

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

“yang kami tahu, angah yang baik”

[Jabatan Meteorologi Malaysia @metmalaysia]

🌧️ 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐈 𝐏𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐍 - 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐒𝐈𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐏𝐔𝐑 🌧️

#metmalaysia
#bersamacaknacuaca
#OPA
#NRES
#MalaysiaMADANI
#RancakkanMADANI

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

and then i cry while baca and he hold my hand 😭😭😭❤️

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

embah making noises while i’m reading mathurat and me asking whats wrong and he said “bacalah lagi” 😭😭😭❤️

[project hail chlo ✩ @HAILMRYS]

fuel crisis so bad can someone breed 2milliok kg of astrophage for my car xoxo

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

(they are at LEAST 13,000 km away)

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ADEEL AND JIA HANGING OUT TOGETHER AND DIDNT INVITE ME???

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ashley: she NEEDS to wash her hair everyday!!! her hair is oilier than the strait of hormuz!!!

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

me: would you rather date simpson or maxus?

yuenli: i would rather kill myself

me: okay what if you cant kill yourself who would you date

yuenli: i would kill maxus and simpson

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

“tapi kalau aku tak beranak, macam mana aku nak turunkan gene kelakar aku” -izzah

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

hv a feeling taylor swift will do smth today

[Sabrina Yusof @SabSlash]

“kena sumpah pun takpe asalkan dapat parking” -afiah, possessed by the spirit of penang drivers

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store