Austin Xander

I shoot just ok photos and sometimes a pretty bad film/video once a while ~ please insult me in your group chat (Instagram: sabalswinton)

[Raptures finest @john_nick55287]

@Demian43449132 @elgatoo27 "Please Rockstar, don't add these oiled up gay men in GTA VI... I know I don't have to click on the option for gay sex, but what if my finger slips and I see the raw, passionate, preferably oiled up lovemaking... don't go woke Rockstar... please don't do it..."

[🕸️ @recreatings]

they would have made a billion dollars if they opened this shit in Mexico 😭

[flytroop @FlytroopX]

typa stuff i send my employed friends during their 9-5 to piss them off

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

This should have been the ending to Toy Story

[J. Ryder🪿 @harbingerofwoke]

You couldn’t make up a better allegory for the disproportionality in state funding between policing and public housing

[Kushal @batfleckwaynes]

big year for comicbook films. supergirl and spider-man have made over $2.1 billion combined.

[Why you should have a Raccoon @ShouldHaveRacc]

his greed sickens me

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@Tragicskingdom @Gutsick_Gibbon Tell that to Israel

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Everyone talks about millennials being perpetual children in arrested development, but I genuinely think these young Zoomers are going to have even more egregious early 30s crises than the rest of us because their sense of time & aging are so wacky and detached from reality

[ANGELVISION @ANGELVIS444]

different kinda post but i had an epiphany recently n it had me thinking about stuff for a while. please love urself for there is nothing more precious than ones self. dont let ur past actions define u n haunt u. strive for growth n self discovery

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Unironically what it's like to be a Harvard student in 2026

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@NixontheVixen1 @esjesjesj Go ahead and start it, you first.

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@VIssy28341 @travelerY1592 @Kirwithdot Chapter 7 is First-person survival horror

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

George Lucas has been cast in 'Minions & Monsters'

• He's a huge fan of the franchise

• Wants to have a role in future Minions films

(via @ABC | @Collider)

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@EvelynDumpzter UTDR fans when white sprites

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@GremlinsLurking @bjack2599514338 wym it just dropped

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@ners_xd @barofsoap418 it’s 2030
dead slience of news, years passed. toby & team
accounts are empty.
anyone who emails fangamer just gets a voice message of distant muffled screaming.

[Austin Xander @SabalSwinton]

@olekiGD HE’S JUST A LITTLE BOY