@HazelAppleyard In 1993 during the ATP men's tennis tournament in Qatar.
I was in the stands with friends and I saw our fat friend in the VIP section and out of instinct called out his nickname, gazelle (pretty slim girl in Arabic).
Then I lookd in the Emir's eyes.
He started cracking up.
@HazelAppleyard Rhat black hyena was imagining pegging me after I said I haven't had Pedro in a long time.
I bent over from laughter after saying that didn't sound right.
An older man came in and stood tight next to my cashier trying to assert dominance but I funked him.