Josie Sabrina

Sunshine Girl

[tay is patience @plainpotatotay]

being a candy addict during october is dangerous. hide ya candy. im on the prowl.

[big xa 🫧 @yungxenxei]

integrity checks when you was the one that needed the bread??? don’t piss me off 😭😭😭

[male babysitter @marxistperv]

trying to lose weight while food being my only reliable source of dopamine

[jae۵ @jaeexjaee]

Oh did I? DID I DID I DID I DID I DID I😭😭😭😭😭

[jojo @lillacraa]

tuve que enviar dos emails hoy

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

rt for good luck

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

[DP 🐐 @dptheog]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Someone I know is struggling at work due to health reasons, so they asked their manager for reasonable adjustments and the manager said “sorry, I can’t give you special treatment without a formal diagnosis note from your doctor”, so they got one, then the manager said…

[mila @icuyell]

was wondering where i know her from!$&

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Ngl the Beatriz hate makes no sense to me. Y’all don’t like her because she doesn’t kiss Melanie’s ass?

[bugbug 🦋 @alixbugbug]

i like how their first instinct is "it’s fake food" and not "it’s poor quality produce that wasn’t conserved properly in the supply chain" so now instead of advocating for better food regulations they just spat out conspiracy theories online

[Clifton Duncan @CliftonDuncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[Josie Sabrina @Sabrina_Joz]

@BakedBlaziken You tell me.

[Josie Sabrina @Sabrina_Joz]

The way I thought this would be worse

[Josie Sabrina @Sabrina_Joz]

@BakedBlaziken Lmaooo

[Josie Sabrina @Sabrina_Joz]

Just realized he never offers me a bite of his food…gotta rethink some things

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

women have been screaming about gender-based violence since forever. maybe things won’t ever change but we should never stop screaming.