Sabs 🖤

Eyebrow game forever on point. -Romans 1:13

[City of Detroit @CityofDetroit]

Clock it🤏🏾

[Elmo @elmo]

Rocco is just a rock, he can't win an Olympic medal! 🤦‍♂️#ParisOlympics

[Sabs 🖤 @SabulouslySassy]

@kushedkate Who did you use and do you get a referral bonus if I use them?

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Happening Now: I am back in Houston, Texas to deliver the keynote speech at the American Federation of Teachers’ 88th national convention. https://t.co/hLRvqC9FUB

[stephanie! @swiftiestyless]

Me waking up after 31 new taylor swift songs and 4 hours of sleep

[Sabs 🖤 @SabulouslySassy]

@sarinaseaaa This is my Stevie! Also answers to Stevens, Beans, Mamas, Scar and SnoogleFlooferson.

[Elmo @elmo]

This ain't Texas, this is Sesame Street! 🐴🤠😂❤️

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

lil' freak out now everywhere.
music vid with king @MoistCr1TiKaL go watch ily all!!

[Sabs 🖤 @SabulouslySassy]

Was this THEE Royal Announcement we were supposed to get today?! When we asked where Kate was, this was not the Kate we were referring to.

[Netflix @netflix]

Shall we take a moment to check in on our dearest Anthony and Kate?

Bridgerton returns May 16 🐝 Part 2 June 13

[Sabs 🖤 @SabulouslySassy]

The ferocity at which I can eat a rotisserie chicken with is astonishing. A true sight to behold.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Setting aside that Mayim is deeply soulless and evil, it should be noted that this dogshit book is entirely “illustrated” with AI generated images.

Mayim was part of the writers strike, which was largely protesting AI stealing jobs, yet here she is being dumb as fuck 🫡

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the usher halftime show is what i imagine doing coke in 2004 felt like

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

reba has always put the cunt in cuntry

[radison square garden @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE