Jaka.ba.ba

Good intentions, unpredictable execution.

[First♧ Generation° @FGeneration001]

Kwa hizi streets za love nimeona mambo😂😂kuna time this mf aliniambia "kwa hii relationship mtu anaeza cheat bora asipatwe"😂😂😂😂😂😭

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Situation hapa site hangover zinanimaliza na ni siku ya koroga

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Ukiwa in love lazima ulale kama umejam 3 times a week😂😂

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

My girlfriend took my phone and texted every girl in my contacts, asking them, “Have we ever fucked?”

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

The best way to describe 2026 is to say it feels like a year of Mondays

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

The bullet missed me by an inch ( sina KRA pin ) 🤣

[Tristy @justTristy]

My boss after realizing I'm using the company's wifi and desktop to tweet>>>>

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Shida yako ni Ulichagua mwenye unapenda sii mwenye anakupenda

[MYAHUDI @Evanso_Spyce]

3 months without taking lunch because am saving for a black Audi

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Unapea mwanaume heshima alafu unapata ajawai dinya ndovu mpaka ika faint 😂🚮

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Bro to bro hakuna siku kijiko itakua kubwa kuliko sahani

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

A talking stage that makes you Google the meaning of words before replying>>>>

[adhiambo @lettersbyjoy]

That “sitaki pole yako” that children say is actually so real 😮‍💨 because indeed sitaki pole zako hazinisaidii in any way

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Unajituma ulishe Familia unakosa time ya kuonja succulent girls alafu idle wife anapata time ya kucheat na kuzaa nje. 😒 Unalose meaning ya maisha unaua Kila mtu. 💔

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Sahi ukiniambia ‘Hi handsome’ naforward kwa mtu wangu mdeal na yeye directly.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Si mliitisha stool? I’ll give you something to sit on