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[Jack @SackJimms]

A definitive ranking of the Jacks:

Jack Nicholson
Jack White
Jack Black
Myself

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

HFAJAHFKLAHOWIHPIAPKFNPKANOFKANLAKJAKJFLA

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Mayo Clinic right now:

[Joe @JoeAlv]

First one of these I’ve seen and it’s hilarious

[Jack @SackJimms]

@drewb998

[Jack @SackJimms]

You can tell that Bob Dylan is a true Minnesotan white boy by the way he stubbornly doesn’t adequately dress for the cold

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NFL HISTORY IS COMPLETE

[Jack @SackJimms]

The Minnesota Vikings

[Jack @SackJimms]

One of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life

[Jesse Ventura @GovJVentura]

I BLEED Purple and Gold so tune in tonight to @ABCNetwork at 830p ET to see me kick off the Vikings - Eagles game on #MNF!

[Jack @SackJimms]

Every time I get stuck in line behind someone who asks a million questions about the ingredients at Chipotle

[Jack @SackJimms]

I had a dream that Wendy’s started serving bloody marys

[Jack @SackJimms]

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands” is the hardest opening lyric of all time.

[Jack @SackJimms]

Fleetwood Mac was wrong. They said “thunder only happens when it’s raining” but they clearly never experienced Minnesota February thunder-snow.

[Jack @SackJimms]

The best part of the Disney+ Beatles documentary is when Ringo plays Octopus’s Garden for the first time and everybody makes fun of him except for George, who comes over and helps him write the song. That’s a true friend.

[Jack @SackJimms]

@itssydthekid40 Give me a date and topic

[Jack @SackJimms]

I think I’m friends with so many teachers because I secretly want to be a guest speaker for one of their classes.

[Jack @SackJimms]

@DrawPlayDave

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@BleacherReport

[Jack @SackJimms]

Rodgers leaves and the Packers go back to playing half their games in Madison/Milwaukee like they did before Favre bc no one will come otherwise

[Jack @SackJimms]

Make Gov. Jesse Ventura the Vikings next head coach