Sam Turenne

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

Sketch for president 2024 ☝️🇺🇸

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Jason Aldean’s ‘small town’ summarized:

I’m from Louisville Kentucky. It’s a pretty big city.

Louisville is ranked 27th in population. Its bigger than cities like Baltimore, Atlanta, Detroit, and even Pittsburgh. (Believe it or not.)

In the late 90’s alone I lost at least 20 friends to gun violence.

I’ve been robbed, shot at, beaten, and even stabbed in the top of my left foot in a robbery gone wrong.

I have at least 20 more friends doing life for murder and/or RICO indictments.

At age 16 I was tried as an adult for armed robbery. I was later paroled from some of Kentucky’s most violent prisons at age 21.

I got sick of the urban culture and decided I needed a change. I moved to a ‘small town’ an hour and a half south of Louisville.

AND. I. FLOURISHED.

Small towns are not ‘white’ by any stretch of the imagination. On the contrary, small towns are full of people that simply do not wish to subscribe to big city problems.

I live in an upper class cul de sac that consists of people from all walks of life.

A Venezuelan emergency heart surgeon, a black police family, a black Jewish family, a Ukrainian family that owns a local HVAC business, a southeast Asian family that’s involved in dance and gymnastics, a Cuban family that does caretaking, and another Venezuelan family that owns a residential cleaning company.

White people are BARELY the majority in my neighborhood, and guess what?

All of our children play together, we all interact lovingly as neighbors, we eat together, we do business together, and we all THRIVE together.

This resonates beyond my cul de sac.

My entire ‘small town’ community is Mexican, white, black, Honduran, Ukrainian, Guatemalan, the list goes on and on and on.

We have no protests. No riots. No looting. No murders. No robberies. No blocking roads. None of that.

I think my car has been broken into twice in the two decades I’ve lived here for the change in my ashtray.

The best decision I ever made was moving away from the city and into a SMALL TOWN.

I now avoid large cities like the plague and will only entertain going to one for business or for brief visits with friends.

You can keep those shit holes.

I’ll be right here in my ‘small town’ disinterested in the beautiful piles of shit on your sidewalks or the exciting allure of the constant home invasions in your urban utopias.

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@MNsnowplow @ClawWasTaken @wrestlelamia Celebs are allowed to enjoy time out just like you and me. Another L opinion

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@NicInRealLife2 @wrestlelamia He’s allowed to have a real life too just like the rest of us. Your opinion is an L

[David Goggins @davidgoggins]

I am truly humbled & honored to share that Can’t Hurt Me has now sold over 5 million copies & Never Finished has sold over 1 million in under 6 months!

Thank you to all who have read the book(s) or listened to the audiobook(s) - the success is all thanks to your support.

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@stauvesjosh @GovTimWalz They’ve been trying to do this for years but ok pal. Idk how you think that’s gonna affect traffic either. We’ve been dealing with drink drivers for 100 years buddy. Your argument makes zero sense.

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

7 games, 7 wins. We'll see you in the quarters 🇺🇸 #MensWorlds

[NFL @NFL]

We are heartbroken by the passing of the legendary Jim Brown.

One of the greatest players in NFL history, a true pioneer and activist. Jim Brown’s legacy will live on forever. 🕊️

[B1GMISTAKE @B1GMISTAKE]

Only 3 things guaranteed in life:

1: Death

2: Taxes

3: MN Sports teams letdowns

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

One step closer! @Brockfaber14

[NCAA Ice Hockey @NCAAIceHockey]

𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 🏒🏆

(2) @QU_MIH 🆚 (1) @GopherHockey
📆 Saturday, April 8
⏰ 8 PM ET
📺 ESPN2

#MFrozenFour

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@ihyaywa Bruh

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@joerogan Imma stick to the Midwest bro, thanks

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

@JakeSucky My brain doesn’t just hurt, I think my IQ actually dropped just watching that

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The game is not important.

Damar Hamlin’s life is important.

Please be ok. Please.

🙏🏼

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

How many more decades is the US going to ignore the terribly run and broken school system until they finally wake up and fix it?

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

Pathetic. These people are becoming a disgrace to the NFL

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

Scumbag fan base. And they think they are awesome for behaving this way. IT IS A GAME.

[Sam Turenne @SackinSammy99]

It’s November where the fuck is rod wave

[LeBron James @KingJames]

By FAR the game of the YEAR that was!! WOW WOW WOW