Sacred Rollercoaster

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Here is a quick post about one way we keep the lines of communication open with our tween-going-on-twenty-year-olds.

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[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Writing: I'm not getting up til I've written 1000 words.
*OMG this is taking forrreeeevvvver*

Editing: Ok, I just need to get 3 chapters done...
*OMG how has it been 4 hours already?!?!?!

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Annnndddd it's live.
Whether you're a fan, a follower, or a stalker (I'm not here to judge) please check out my official author website. 😊
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[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

My formatting experiences in a nutshell: I am ecstatic that, as of 3:30 this afternoon, I'm finally back to only dealing with the original problem that I initially set out to fix at 10:00 yesterday morning.
#wheredidallmypagenumbersgo
#ifyouneedmeiwillbecryinginthecorner

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

"Hey Buddy, do you know what tomorrow is?"

"Taco Tuesday!"

"Uh, yeah... and also... Christmas."

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

I was lovingly looking at my daughter, playing with her hair, marveling at how much she has grown up in the one week I was gone.
I smiled and whispered, "I missed you so much."
Her response a was a monotone, "You'll have that."

#thatsmygirl
#allthefeels
#shutthatdownrealquick

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

'Monday' is the upcoming Monday.
'Next Monday' is a week after the upcoming Monday.
This is a little tidbit of information I shared with the water heater repair guy when he showed up unexpectedly this morning.
Let's just say that his arrival was awkward for everyone involved.

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Optometrist, "These drops are going to tickle."
*He puts the dilation drops in Maddie's eyes*
My daughter, glaring at him through tears, "We have different definitions of the word tickle."
#stonecold
#sheissomychild
#ablessingandacurse

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

For all my mommy friends. 😊
I hope you guys enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy writing them.
#sacredrollercoater
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[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

A quick read about how today's run ended with a sprained ankle, a bruised hip, and a near-death experience. https://t.co/Qqrn6nz0Dg via @wordpressdotcom

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

A quick read about how today's run ended with a sprained ankle, bruised hip, and a near-death experience. https://t.co/Qqrn6nz0Dg via @wordpressdotcom

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Apparently this is gonna be a thing now.
I just wish the shirts weren't quite so... pink.… https://t.co/dIuGQuEKRD

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Giving Back for the Holidays Without Breaking the Bank https://t.co/C21Ttkbtdi via @wordpressdotcom

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Am I the only one who will now change the clocks back and forth for the next few days to fit my kid-agenda?
#earlybedtimes
#tooearlytogetup

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

I just finished off half an ice cream cake by myself.
#thatshowmydayisgoing
#isitbedtimeyet

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

I just realized the cause of all my parenting woes.... My son thinks I'm his Alfred. After all, he is Batman.
#itallmakessensenow

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

I am a Non-Playing Mom, what about you?

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#sacredrollercoater

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

Leave it to the Dallas Cowboys to demonstrate a perfect balance.
Kneeling in protest.
Standing out of respect.
#lovemyboys
#AmericasTeam

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

@mattkspangler ... notice the date.

[Sacred Rollercoaster @SacredCoaster]

The average man speaks 7,000 words per day.
The average woman speaks 20,000 per day.
My son says roughly 100,000 before dawn.