SacredMD

60% Awkward. 40% DBag. 100% Amazing.

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I know it's rough out there, but I'm offering a green card to any thicc ass american dudes with big tiddies who would want to relocate and recreate this with me

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@Tommylarghi From what I gather, it's because of server costs and the parent company wanting to use AI to run it.

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@mateggleston Ham, tuna and pineapple with a salad cream base?

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@mateggleston My lasagne was absolutely banging!! The dude now wants me to make a butter chicken lasagne too lmao

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@mateggleston To be fair, i made a Chicken Tikka Lasagne last week and my dude fuckin loved it, so i can't shame. But green bell peppers are the devil. At least use yellow or red smh

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@mateggleston Green peppers in a lasagne? That's more heinous that the salad cream covering it.

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@superTV247 If we count the Channel 5 seasons, then there's a 4 streak too 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@mateggleston Don't act like you weren't transfixed.

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@mateggleston I felt violated, seeing someone who is from my area and is all wholesome from baking cakes and dancing on my tv doing all that stuff.

I had to watch multiple videos to get over the shock.

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@mateggleston That bulge 😳

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@mateggleston Oh wow. I might have to start parking in front of your house then 😈

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@mateggleston Is Matthew one of those people who get irrationally angry when someone parks in front of his house?

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@L1nko64 Back when the Switch launched with Breath of the Wild, he played it to an audience of 15k. When it was announced that the game sold more than switches, he genuinely took credit for the game and console selling over 1m units within 2 days. From his audience of 15k people...

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@mateggleston a) that's his sexy face cause he's mega smashable. b) man has a hard life living with a salad cream addict. c) don't they all look that grumpy in the midlands?

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@mateggleston Ok, this can be shoved in me too.

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@mateggleston Don't act like you don't like it 🤣🤣

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@mateggleston Me whenever you share a photo of Matthew. But also that plate too.

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@mateggleston Ok, give him a lazy handy then. Never fails when you forget valentine's

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@mateggleston Just give him a blowie.

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@CodyHargreaves Well, that photo definitely looks Brain-like so... I think we've sussed it out.