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[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

@Reddsaidit @PadmaLakshmi But what about a crew neck?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

It would be a shame if this video that exposes Mitch McConnell got tons of retweets and moved from 580,000 views to 1 Million views by next week. https://t.co/i088RH2aCG

[The HoneyDew @honeydewpod]

If you’re having trouble getting @honeydewpod Eps on @ApplePodcasts it is a known apple issue. We have reported it. Try unsubscribing, delete the pod from your library & re-subscribe. If that doesn’t work use another app to listen. The pod is available everywhere! Please retweet

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 holes in the world, button, blow, hell, sink, and if you don't vote this year you're an ass.

[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

@WiseguysUtah the remaining members of "the valleyfolk" are enormous pieces of shit. Lee Newton rules. These 3 dudes can eat shit. #leenewtonrules #fuckthevalleyfolk #stevezaragosa #elliottmorgan #joeberreta eat shit ad infinitum.

[Bobby Duke 💨's @BobbyDukeArts]

I finally published it! I make PewDiePies replacement 100 mil subscriber award.
For the chair giveaway, all you have to do is: follow me and retweet this. 1/2
https://t.co/pPGsjW7dny

[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

@nachosarah Don't bring cheetos into this.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could.

MY HEART 😭❤

Mother Of The Year

[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

@johnnypemberton Hate it when I leave my garlic in my pocket.

[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

@joshwolfcomedy Gold bond medicated powder!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

And then there’s shit like THIS. This asshole needs to be in jail for real. Fuck this idiot. At LEAST get better insults. Hope she scratched the shit out of her car after this.

[kurt braunohler @kurtbraunohler]

Many years ago I was signing up for websites with the first name “BUTTHOLE!” and it gives me continual joy to STILL get spam that says things like “We’re all in this together Butthole!”

[Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy]

I knew it!

[Dan Crohn @DanCrohn]

Life is too short to have to do things you don’t want to do. Lie to get out of those things.

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

BIG MOUTH HAS BEEN PICKED UP FOR 3 MORE SEASONS!!! Thank you to our writers, cast, crew, Netflix and everyone around the world who watches the show!

[M @SacrificeVI6VI]

.@tomsegura @ChristinaP we’ve got another entrepreneur right here!

[lil shorty arthritis @wsupden]

This girl is selling “gamer girl bath water” 😭

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

You can watch the first two episodes of Littlekenny on Youtube if you want to. https://t.co/wFuPhqYbPX

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

#tensecondtips - watering flowers