Sogrid

All Panic, No Disco

[Sogrid @SacrudOCE]

suh

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

PUSEY CONQUERS CUMING IN THRILLER! 🎯

Tim Pusey has held his nerve in a nail-biting final, edging Mal Cuming 5-4 to claim his second ANZ Premier League nightly title in a dramatic Melbourne showdown!

📺 https://t.co/Dogi6ykEH5
#ANZPL | Night Three

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Millennial age chart incase you forgot how old you are!

1981 → 40
1982 → 39
1983 → 38
1984 → 37
1985 → 36
1986 → 35
1987 → 34
1988 → 33
1989 → 32
1990 → 31
1991 → 30
1992 → 29
1993 → 28
1994 → 27
1995 → 26
1996 → 25

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

All Pokémon main series protagonists in the latest Project Voltage song ❤️

[KING OF THE JUNJLE @tentakvlt]

DON'T listen to your healers. /ignore all your tanks. YOU are a DPS MAIN. YOU are GOD'S GIFT TO MMOS. Your responsibility STARTS and ENDS at HITTING BIG DAMAGE BUTTON. Don't use INTERRUPTS — low testosterone. NEVER apologize for pulling half the instance. TANKS ARE YOUR SERVANTS.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*helpful regirock noises*

[Yisuno ⚝ | SKARM BELIEVER @TheYisusOne]

#Pokemon30 #ポケモン30周年

[Sogrid @SacrudOCE]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Soi ✧🌙 @soisauceffxiv]

best one ive seen so far

[Steamy @Steamy8__]

This is sakura

[Adrian 🇧🇷 | Local Brazilian Lesbian @DostyaAK]

WHO????

[stal 🌸💧 @hellostal]

someone in chat asked me to play the m10s bgm so i tried making a very simple version. this one's for you bro.. 🌊

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

The perfect slippers don't exi-

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Eating in Japan really made me believe that tipping culture is so stupid and unnecessary but eating in Australia makes me wish I had a way to punish the waiter