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packed lunch & business casual

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#DeathBeforeDecaf

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Employed again. People in #nyc are the most #miserable in the #world. Fitting in #well #friends #connect

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Quit #job. Highly recommend. Also- #unemployed. Please #connect on #LinkedIn

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#HumpDayTips : take a long #LunchBreak #ooo (out of office) & never return. #DIY #Pinterest #interactivecontent #SocialSuccessTip

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#Mondays are best spent in hour long meetings that could have been an #organized #email

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. @dkoss29 appeared happy this morning on her #commute. All other passengers who saw her were #confused or #angry

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. @Connor_Yegorova sorry about your #decaf #tragedy today

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Spent a lot of time #googling how to do basic things on #excel today #LinkedIn #endorseme #iknownow #vlookup

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#NSFW #Fired #interns #are #stupid

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New hobby: writing mean #comments in the note box on @salesforce about #clients

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I #settled with my #career #wife & #life

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My #face when I hear there is #leftover meeting food

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HR is forcing a company wide #diet competition. #Bitching at an all time high. Everyone still #fat & sad.

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Woo Friday! Time to #blackout and ignore my #wife and my #life

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Hiring #another intern to #haze

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#NSFW

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Coworker laughed at me for eating #ricecakes for #breakfast

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Doris the decaf #drinker is starting a new diet and won't shut up about it

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Thinking about #retiring anywhere away from my #wife

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Job search #tip heard today: "your job should be fun, kinda not fun."