Sad Mayo Noises

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@elonmusk That seals the deal. I am no longer a twitter fan. I’ve been a fan since 2014 and a twitter blue subscriber since last week. I officially will not be renewing my plan next cycle nor will I use the app ever again. Musk is officially the worst owner in history

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@FullCountChaos @OriolesParade The poor social media intern:

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@editti22 Chance Sisco did nothing wrong!

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

This team was an absolute unit

This year, and 2006 have to be the most painful.
Two best teams I’ve ever seen in Baltimore and they didn’t finish.

[JacksonMuse @Jackson_Muse]

5 Minutes of Lamar Jackson Highlights (2023)

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

Holliday went 4-4
Better bench him

[Roch Kubatko @masnRoch]

O’s Lineup 7/9

Rutschman - DH
Ward - LF
Henderson - SS
Alonso - 1B
O'Neill - RF
Mayo - 3B
Basallo - C
Alexander - 2B
Taveras - CF
Rogers - SP

[The Italian American Civil Rights League @TheIACRL]

Zohran Mamdani wants to ERASE Italian Americans.

First, he denied our permit for Unity Day 2026.

Now, he is excluding Little Italy as a recognized location all together on the map.

Italian Americans BUILT NEW YORK CITY. Not third world Ugandans,

We stand AGAINST COMMUNISTS!

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Aside from left-wing freaks, no decent person wishes McConnell ill health.

But McConnell is not a one-off. It is a pattern: Biden. Feinstein. Granger. McConnell. And now prolly Maxine Waters.

The machine keeps doing the same thing: protecting power, not serving the voters.

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@OriolesMagic23 Worse than everything listed is still Catie Griggs

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@InOrioles @DM_Rubenstein I shut it off mid April

If I watch at all it’s against my will at a bar/ family member’s house, or an inning or two here and there

Mostly just checking on game day.
The team is broken, and Catie Griggs ruined the experience of even going.

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

Ok I know he didn’t come up to bat, but. Mayo had just homered

Why did you take him out for Tavares? Why not just switch him and Blaze for one inning and keep some bench flexibility?

Braindead, and lifeless organization in every facet

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@OriolesParade Bullpens are fickle.
I think with him it was mental. Might be the case of changing the scenery.

A starter, or a hitter I’m upset over missing. Bullpen guys? They come and go year in and year out.

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

He’s not a left fielder guys
He’s a right fielder

This shit isn’t difficult

[Jake Rill @JakeDRill]

Orioles' Taylor Ward made a great catch in left field back in the 1st inning.

However, he also now has an error tonight (his 1st of the season), as he dropped this fly ball off the bat of the Cubs' Michael Conforto in the 7th:

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

Please just keep losing

[TruthHammer4EVA @TruthHammer4EVA]

The people who preach nonstop about systemic discrimination, practice it like it's their religion?

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

@FreddieTheOsFan Can’t forget about all the theme nights!
73 of 81 games had a theme.
When you have to stoop to “Bravo Night” you’ve lost the plot

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

This needed to be published on @TheAthletic or on @EutawStReport at the very least

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

https://t.co/tb7cmXNlFG

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

The orioles trending upward?

What team is he watching?

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Padres. Blue Jays. Orioles.

"We have to watch these teams, they're trending the wrong way when you want to be trending upwards [ahead of the Trade Deadline]." - @Joelsherman1

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Paraguay senator after being called out for racist remarks on France captain Kylian Mbappé,

"I come from a generation where calling someone a ‘little Black sh*t’ was the most usual thing."

[Sad Mayo Noises @SadBalrimoreAS]

Me to Catie Griggs:

[KS1 👯‍♀️ @KimSchuss]

It’s very funny that the ticket reps want detailed answers as to why members are asking to opt out of auto pay for 2027 when the answer is on clear display every single night in which this takes the field