Sad Brad

I’m pretty lit fam

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

Thunder? I hardly know her!!! @shaiglalex @LouDort @aaronwiggins_ @IsaiahHartens @jdubwttp

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

Shadeur Sanders is going to take the browns to the Super Bowl when he enters their locker room and requires a bowel movement

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I assassinated @jimmycarter

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I saw Shia Labeouf for the first time the other day. I said, “It’s nice to meet you.” To which he replied, “No it’s nice to meat you.” As he walloped me with a 20-oz New York Strip.

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

AJ Brown is making the chiefs frown

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

It HURTS me to say that I think the Eagles are going to win

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

If Patrick is hurt, I don’t think the chiefs will take the trophy maHOME with them.

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I went to the Swig store so I could sip some sweet sugar. Our server Sally supported a swaggy swig sweater.

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

Richard Koch has a fresh pair of buns @Maul_Blubb

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

You got a nice pair of nips too @PhallusInDallas

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

The plural form of tweet should be changed, because if @PhallusInDallas were a bird he would have a nice pair of twits

[Richard Koch @Maul_Blubb]

@SadBrad6 Just made a straw pun it sucked. #shutup

@lil_putt_putt
@EarleHaggardJr

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I saw a T-Rex doing bench press today. I bet he was pretty dino-SORE afterwords

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

My buddies asked me to play a game called Catan today. I was surprised when it didn’t involve felines and an indefinite article

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

Football season is pleasin even though during this time there is lots of weezin #allergies

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I have malice towards Alice because she spilled her chalice in my palace

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I would never try to put a phallus in Alice

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

Hagel’s bagel got finagled @Maul_Blubb

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

I tried to finagle a bagel from Hagel

[Sad Brad @SadBrad6]

@ChetHolmgren would make Sleepy Floyd wake up #sleepparlysisdemon