Depressed Congoer

Going to anime conventions & wilting under a sense of futility

[Depressed Congoer @SadCongoer]

OUT OF CHARACTER:
These are all jokes
You are important
So VERY important
Never ever doubt that

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The concept of Ninja Batman is no less stupid than literally every other concept you will encounter on Twitter today.

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Firefox may be new now, but your soul is still as stained and used up as it ever was

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In the darkest pits of the night, when there is no shelter to hide you from the shadows, the dark whispers horrible truths in your ear:
“You actually liked Valvrave for a while!”

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Social Media only instead of complete jokes everyone just drops vague setups so that someone else can do the actual funny part

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You will die alone, frightened, disappointed, and having watched entirely too much Love Hina

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Life is too precious to waste on people who knowingly and willfully use the phrase "trash boy"

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Just 16 more days of self-pitying "I love Halloween because my deep neuroses prevent me from enjoying Christmas" posts. Just 16 more days...

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The shocking truth about the Monster Mash:
There is no "real" or "imitation" Mash because monsters don't exist.

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#WorldSmileDay

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#WorldTeacherDay

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Somebody somewhere is taking all your Neo Yokio memes at face value.
You are the reason why no one will ever take anime seriously.

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A moment of silence for the "official" con hashtags nobody uses. Sorry #awacon but the people demand a date in there. You are unwanted.

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#awa2017

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Last night's fun is this morning's shameful toxic mess #awa2017

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Shrewd scheduling, having the part of the con when everyone's a shambling corpse be on the start of Halloween month #awa2017

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Someone help
I've been hiding in this bathroom for half an hour
The ironic Deadpool cosplayer is still outside
#awa2017

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So they're allowed to call it a "rave" instead of "dance"
When can we start saying "desperate cry for help" instead of "good time?" #awa2017

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#awa2017

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When is the support group for people traumatized by the announcement of live-action Hollywood adaptations of their favorite anime? #awa2017

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Thanks to @Crunchyroll anime conventions must be Hell on Earth to people with a phobia of the color orange #awa2017