MarvinTheRobot

Life? Don't talk to me about life.

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

i am a robot who cries the tears of a clown

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

THINK!

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

happy hour at the factory 🍺🤖🍺

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never keep it PC, cause i been a MAC

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

@Dani1Time @wifepenguin what you need to do is get you a robot

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

i wasn't born a robot, you know

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only simps buy women drinks https://t.co/bHqPkyl1LL

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

anyone who still says "YOLO" should be shot in the face immediately

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Stupid questions don't get answers.

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

I put the "ROB" in Robot...don't get jacked nigga.

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

He ain't your man if you bought him and he needs double aa batteries to work.

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

Awkward moments when a female always talk about "her man" but no one has ever seen or heard of said man... #WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNight

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That's a nice intel core processor you've got there baby...

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

"I make her SING like ADELE then put her to SLEEP like A DELL" #RobotRap

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I said "The 'D' make her scream, but it's silent like DJANGO." #RobotsRapToo

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My jokes are awful, huh?

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

I am a robot, with a really big...hard drive.

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

I keed I keed...

[MarvinTheRobot @SadForNoReason]

Twitter is 70% boring people talking about their boring lives (including the 60% hos) , 10% entertaining people, & 20% wack nobody rappers.