Dj's Mysterious Life

These are real quotes for THE real Dj Chaput. THE most serious dancer💃🏻

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

Mood everyday

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“Was it an acid or a base? It tastes like an acid but it’s probably a base” 😂😂

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

Dj: “there’s a Univeristy or Kansas?”
Me: “yes. KU.”
Dj: “....oh”

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“I wanna lose my voice so I don’t have to talk to anyone” mood

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“I’m so glad I taped my tits” 😂😂😂

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

Dj looks at me crying “I’m about to start my period can’t you tell” I don’t think that describes being a woman more😂😂😂😂

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“When your self esteem is about as low as your GPA” mood

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“I look like I got beat in the face with a raccoon” same

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“I’m like Beyoncé in the shower. We can be like fucking twins” 😂okay whatever

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“I’m watching ‘Worst Cooks in America’ and I couldn’t relate more” same

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“Guys! Let me roll out my butt” 😂😂

[DJ @Dj_chaput]

My heart is the size of my ass and that’s the problem

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“I want some motherf**king sticks. Cheese sticks. Mozzarella sticks” me

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

Person: Dj how would you describe your complexion?
Dj: my complexion is burnt yellow

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“When in doubt, bat it out” my new motto

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“I just searched finger puppets in my mail” Okay hunny

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

*watching newsies and jack Kelly comes on screen* “hold on let me see your pretty face” oml🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“I feel like a sloth man” same

[Dj's Mysterious Life @SadLifeOfDj]

“Or whoever thought a bird could be a pet. I wonder who looked at a bird and thought ‘I want that around 24/7’. What?” 😂🐤

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“I want to wonder. Wait I mean. I wonder who thought a cow would be delicious.” 😂🐮