lance is a good boi

sad queer post-grad on a long-distance relationship with self-loathing | 25+ and counting | not yet ded | klance & shance but mostly lance 💙💙💙

[lance is a good boi @SadMScMerry]

More Edinburgh shenanigans!!! Beltane was tonight so what if #Shance was part of it! For so long, Lance wanted to participate in the Beltane festivities but he has only been a spectator so far. This time around he gets to be part of the white folks - cohort to the summer queen

[tal 🦀 megacon @cyndachoo]

happy malewife monday #hxh #leopika

[WildCharge active Giveaway @wildchargeart]

My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a dead lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.

[Kao 🗝️🐚 | AF mesa 141 @kaokki]

🌈💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ #pride #klance

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Gerda Wegener’s illustration for the erotic book Les Délassements de l’Éros, (1925). Wegener was married to ‘the Danish Girl’, Lili Elbe.

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Sunny 💫 @ikimaruart]

🌈 happy pride month!! 🌈

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we make eye contact across a crowded room and die tragically as a result of our feuding families)

[heavenlyfires ☀️✨ @HeavenlyFires_]

Thinking about handyman Keith who gets called to the McClain house to fix an appliance for them. He’s fiddling with the fridge when exhausted college student Lance wanders in for a snack.

Lance stands there half asleep, idly thinking “huh, that’s… a mullet.”

[minami @sakaimii]

The misunderstanding about what doujin(shi) is makes me sad. Doujin basically means indie (the “shi” is for books/zines/comics). Not all of it is porn or even based off of existing series.

There’s an entire event in Japan where people sell their original doujin works!

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

are you a Mr. or a Ms.?" dude, I'm miserable😳

[blizzy mcguire @glitter_gh0st]

when someone asks how i’m doing as an adult:

[ﾘﾝ @pndglcs]

childe im not sorry but this maiden cup's stat is just damn perfect for you i won't bother to farm again

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[kumi @HatoriKumiko]

he didn't expect a counterattack right away 😳

#魈空 #XiaoAether #GenshinImpact #原神

[Veroops 👅 @Veroops1]

I MADE SOME FANART FOR U @viren_writes >///////////< Butler cafe AU it was so cute and i was rly happy when i read it on valentines thank u for writing it!! it was rly cute!!!!

[Sail 💛 @SailUnchartd]

⚠️ NSFW Hades/Persephone AU cw: blowjob

“Do not deny me a third time,” Lance commanded without authority.

Something in his tone must have caught the tinder within Keith, enkindling the passion that had banked back into ready flame.

[lance is a good boi @SadMScMerry]

@Razer @GenshinImpact It’s Zhongli for me. He was the first 5 star banner I got and currently my main DPS. I’m invested in his backstory!!!

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

The wait is over, Travelers!

Here is Issue No. 4 of Teyvat Times, hot off the press.

Today's issue of Teyvat Times will be the final one.

Paimon hopes to have the chance to share more fun stories about Teyvat with everyone in the future~!

#GenshinImpact

[-` ᴀᴅ ´- @gesuko__]

Kacchan knows the Way of The House Husband 😤